Off topic, put you cat lovers might like this......

HOW TO WASH THE CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet, and have both lids up.

3. Find the cat, and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet, and close both lids.

5. The cat will self-agitate to make ample suds. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) Never mind the noises that come from your toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything that they can find.

6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "Power Wash & Rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.

7. Have someone open the door to the outside, and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

THE DOG

 

Well, I saw the cat again last night as I was leaving, he was in the neighbors yard so I couldn't make a new speed bump. When I got back home and saw him sleeping on the hood of my neighbors car, (the one who's little kid threw rocks at my truck). I gotta say that that put a smile on my face. I went inside and ate dinner, came back out and little bastard was headed towards my truck. I grabbed a rock and threw it at his ugly @$$. To my suprise I hit him, all I saw was cat running, cat flipping in air and then cat getting up slowly and leaving. Needless to say there where no cat prints on my truck this morning.

Oh yeah, my neighbor across the street is getting pissed about the cat also. (He's the one with the big dog's) He let them out after the cat the other night.

 

Well when you seen the cat on your neighbors hood you could of had a bigger smile by scaring the sh*t out of the cat and watching the cat scratch his hood...

No speed bump installation? theres always tomorrow.

I like big dogs chasing cats, especially when they catch them and carrying them in their mouths like cats carry mice...

Oh, GREAT job on hitting the cat with a rock, excellent. I do however think its even better watching them react to a pellet in the ***, now thats entertainment...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

LMAO BigRedTx... that's a classic!

RP

 

Whoa! Where have I been, what a funny set of posts! You guys take your General Care topics serious.

Cream of the crop has to be bigredtx, cracked up over the "self-agitate" part.

Close second is 01 xlt sport with his "Jewish cleric" shots.

Love this board, finally found fanatics that make my ravings almost sane. ( or is that insane, gosh it's soooo hard to tell anymore.)

Oops, time to increase the dosage!!

 

I once saw a bumper sticker that said it all, it read:

"Missing your cat?
Look under my tires!"


My brother-in-law has one that reads:

"The only good cat, is a dead cat"

 

Here is a good one. Once a long time ago my neighbor was looking for her stupid cat and asked, nicely, if I would drive her around the neighborhood to look for it. I said yes and as we were driving I hit a bump in the road. I asked her did you feel that bump, she said yes. I said I think we found your cat

She thought I was serious, problem is I was...

 

Back on top... Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

Make the bad kitty go away mommy! *cries*


RP