Well my owner decided to send me to the Spa for the weekend. Cheap-skate only paid for the low-end package (Whatever he had in stock at home)

Loving body wash and rinse with Megs Gold Class wash
Blow dry and wipe down with Cheap Shammy
Body Massage with Megs Gold Class Liqued Wax
Full Body wax removal and Buff with vintage 1970's Craftsman non-orbital buffer
Hand Buff with Bulk Costco MF's
Manicure on my Front and Rear Bumpers with Mother's Chrome Polish
Deep oil treatment on Ext Plastic with Meg Dash and Trim Foam
Full Inside Cab Rub Down with Megs Leather Foam and Dash and Trim Foam
Wipe down and clean of every interier door Jams and visible paint
Pedicure on my Rubber (Black Magic Foam) and Rims (Clean and MF buff only)
Deep Cleaning of my eyeglasses and windows using Stoners
Clean and buff of my Shoes (Nerfbars)
Loving final wipe and massage of all parts


I was feeling good and looking prime. Then that A**hole drove me down the dirt road to town and got me all dusty again!!! But he looked good!!!

Thanks,
Big Red (AKA Spike's Truck)

 

Good story... Got any pics?

 

interesting....

 

I think im hot and bothered now........

 

That's pretty good

 

no happy ending?

 

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pics would look the same as what I have in my album, but I did find EVERY flaw on EVERY surface, and now have a better idea of what I need to do really make BIG RED pop.

 

No offense but that story was kinda disturbing haha

 

Actually the real disturbing part is that as I'm doing each step over the weekend, I was thinking about how I was going to phrase each step for this post!






Spike

 

I have to tell you, that was one of the funniest things that could've been said in this thread...

I mean, the OP took some serious time to come up with a lot of 'salon' terms and then you toss that in... LOL! Nice post...




-RP-

 

cant wait to tune in next week!