I know this is going to sound really strange but...
i work in an area where birds (poop) are a problem--lots of overhead power lines, grain from the railcars that pass behind our warehouse and fast food resturants seem to attract them.
i found a life sized plastic owl at a garage sale and perched him on a fence post close to where i park. i've noticed if i move him every few days and don't get him too far from my expy i have almost eliminated the bulls eye it had on it's hood. who would have guessed.

conner

 

lol, that's smart man!!

 

Hey! That's a good idea! I'll be sure to try that sometime. Thanks!

 

Maybe I'll just buy a real owl and tie it to the back of the truck...

 

Then you would be trading bird poop for OWL POOP.

 

lol, imagine that owl flying down the hwy at 70mph haha

 

At least it would be in a controlled area that could be preped for any accidents....

Don't owl's eat cats?

 

"Don't owl's eat cats? "

Dunno. Try it. Who knows?

 

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

that really works.i had a cardinal that wanted to fight my mirrors all the time.i got a plastic owl at wal mart for about 12 bucks and it fixed the problem.

 

If owls eat cats, "I gotta get me one!"

My neighborhood has too many cats.

Hunt4Fun

 

cats suck! especially when your at the gfs and they claw at your back. I freaking threw that thing across the damn room. needless to say, that's why i'm home right now.

 

Owl poop... ouch. LOL! Mice heads and small bird parts are rough to clean up off the paint. HAHA!

 

Sounds to me like this could even possibly me a new hood ornament mod.