Miss Universe

Miss Canada

 

that's what you get when you raise your girls on beer and back bacon!

 

Oh Canada...something something, we stand on guard for thee. True patriot love...something something...awww screw it. I'm gonna grab a beer and look at those pictures again!

 

looking at her picture and thinking of back and bacon is just too much for me

 

the 2 strips of bacon...

ahhh to be Canadian.

 

http://www.indymotorspeedway.com/05pics/danica109.jpg
THIS IS BETTER

 

JCC I agree, Danica is super HOT! the reason I watch the power block! and im Canadian

 

If back bacon is part of ANY of your food groups.....You might be Canadian.

If you end all of your sentences with "EH".....You might be Canadian.

If you consider -10 C t-shirt weather....You might be Canadian.

If your traveling in the US. and you find yourself looking for a Tim Hortons....You might be Canadian.

If you have to choose between buying a case of beer, or buying a gift for your wife, and you choose the beer....You might be Canadian.

If you have 1 or more pair of long johns in your underwear drawer, or have ever said the word "long johns".....You might be Canadian!

 

excellent Tbird!

lets keep it going...

if you ever had to decide your vote with "eenie, meenie, miney, moe" instead of flipping a coin... you might be Canadian

 

If, when casting your ballot, you've said "I'm not voting for the damn Bloc!"....You might be Canadian.

If you know who Bob and Doug MacKenzie are, You might be Canadian.

If you call somebody a hoser and they know what you mean....they might be Canadian.

If you know what the letters CFL mean....You might be Canadian.

If you know where Moosejaw is...You might be Canadian.

 

if you've ever actually heard Geddy Lee screech "take off to the great white north"

ever used the term "large double-double"


ever driven across the border and shouted "$2.50 a gallon! Damn I'm filling up the tank and 2 jerry cans!"

you know that there is no such thing as "Canadian bacon" and Canadian Club isn't where we hang out.

 

if you've ever bragged on the 3 down, 110 yard rules to an American... you might be CANADIAN.

 

If your military is recognized around the world as "peacemakers" and not a "war machine"....You might be Canadian.

If a maple leaf on your passport grants you swift passage through any checkpoint in the world...You might be Canadian.

 

if you loan an American buddy a Maple Leaf backpack patch to ease their way through Eurpoe... you might be Canadian.

 

If you have a son or daughter of 60 years of age living in Holland that you don't know off, you might be Canadian.