Let's Invade the USA

I think the time is right to launch a full scale invasion and take over America.
The time is right, the moment is now, they are so busy with Iraq, and Afghanistan, if we move now, they will never know what hit em.

Everyone grab a hockey stick, and let's go down there and take what is rightfully ours.
You know they deserve it for always talking smack about us.

Let's go, whose with me??

After the attack, North America will look like this:


and then once we fortify and regroup, we can take over the rest of the world:


Let's go!

 

Eh?

 

Bored tonight, Habibi?

 

LOL, yeah, just trying to see if I can motivate the troops and get them riled up.

It seems like the troops are watching sports on TV while napping on the sofa, Im sure they will reply soon!

 

HI!... I thought we already took over the world and everyone is paying us rent? LOL! That's why we don't need weapons of mass destruction. If they give us trouble we will just foreclose!!!!!!!!!!

 

You should know you can't get a halfway decent sneak attack off the ground by blabbing about it on the internet!

If you want my services I am available to the highest bidder. I will work from behind enemy lines for a slice of the pie.

I have trained attack goats standing by, I have but to say the word and they will leave waste and destruction in their wake.

Make a decision because I have Mexico on the other line.
(I have to know which way to point the goats)

 

Have you been smoking one of these



lately.

Euro-Canada

 

several hundred bucks worth there up in smoke!

 

watch out for that Canadian Navy... 2 canoes and a kayak!

 

I'm happy to see that they still let you have crayons. atry tp stay in the lines.

 

imagine what would happen if someone was brave enough to grant Photoshop priviledges to Habibi.

 

Looks like there may be a few Canadian’s that need a bitch slapping. Cross the border with your BB guns, pellet guns and slingshots and lets DO IT. I would recommend you leave Hop-a-long, the killer poodle dog that is missing a leg at home because it could get very dangerous out in the hills.

Oh, a word of caution, when you bring your fluffy blankets soaked in Downey for sleeping out doors we will be able to smell it downwind for a good 5 miles. So when you retire for the evening, at your normal bed time of 6pm from a long day that began at 1pm sleep with your eyes open because when you see something that looks all green with a hint of brown it may be me and the boys preparing to open a crate of major whoopass and not the big mean boogieman your mommy’s taught you about.

Are you sure you really want to chance you’re supply of twinkes, pies, and cakes getting crushed when you retreat back to your camp site to retrieve fluffy your cute soft teddy bear?

I can hear it now:

"MOMMY, the mean men cut up and pulled the stuffing out of fluffy my teddy bear and then all sat around our campfire eating all the goodies we brought for the fight. We are out of ammo because we cannot find any rocks in the dark for are high-powered slingshots…"

 

Don't let 01 XLT Sport bluff you.

The Active component, Reserve Forces, and National Guard are all in Iraq and Afganhastan.

Resistance will be minimal. The only defense remaining in CONUS are three Light Divisions of Skinheads, the entire complement of US Boy Scouts, some aging Veterans whose past exploits grow stronger as their minds grow weaker, about 65 Neo-Conservatives(you would think there were more but they're just loud), Bill O'Reilly, (Rush has a hangover and will be a non-factor)and last but also least the enitire FOX News Network (they can't even say "Fair and Balanced" without almost bursting into hysterical laughter).

Just remember the three steps for an Successful Invasion:
(1) Shock and Awe
(2) Win our Hearts and Minds
(3) Rebuild our infrastructure with Fast Food restaurants

(I have my attack goats at the ready)

p.s.
The deal with Mexico didn't work out.
I asked them if they were interested in invading the U.S. and they said,
"We already did."

 

Canada invades South Florida every January. We tolerate the invasion until April and then we unleash our secret weapon on them...First the rain...Then the mosquito's

 

not only do we invade south FLA in January, we do it with the Quebecker Thong wearing platoon!

Thongs so skimpy even lifeguardjoe would say "hey cover up"

And hey, we already took over Hollywood and Burbank.

Just look at how many directors and A-list celebs are Canadian.