One of my favorites.

Walking through a parking lot someone often has a dog locked in their car. It starts, when I walk by and get startled by the dog's barking and head butting against the inside of the window. I then walk around the car/truck with the dog spraying spittle and leaving nose print smears all over the inside of the car's windows. After the second lap it is now frothing at the mouth to get to me, but leaving one ugly mess on the inside of the windows and seats.



what is yours.

 

Have you seen any of my posts?

 

Many- you are my inspiration. I read here then, then go on to become a cutting sarcastic megalomaniac....

 

I think that I **** off some...but if my smart *** posts brighten someones day, its well worth it.

 

Pull into a mcdonalds and hear what the person at the drive thru is ordering. If you like what you hear, just pull infront of them and take their food lol Its fun as hell till the cops get ya.....then its freakin hillarious when you tell the cops about the prank

 

I obtained (through prayer, meditation and 10% of my annual income ) some stickers the county uses on junk/abandoned vehicles that give you 48 hrs to move your vehicle or have it towed.



I tagged my roommate at work but didn't tell him about it, he then left the car at the house and a neighbor called the cops. They tagged him for real though.

 

Get the drive through to turn up the volume louder.... can't hear you... can't hear you. then watch the next car from the rear view mirror.



Buda It sucks to be your roommate, even if he has a nice chevelle

 

I tagged another co-worker one time as he was getting ready for a lunch date. He then spent the next 20 mins sweating his *** off in the Tx summer heat trying to peel it off (I put the sticker in his line of sight too). Needless to say he showed up late and drenched in sweat. I don't think she ever talked to him again.

 

c00ckblocker

 

yeah shinesintx can be a smartass.....found that out the hard way

 

She was his ex-wife for a reason......just trying to help a brotha out.

 

Really?

 

That is ****ing horrible!




But I LOVE it!

 

Years ago, a room mate put a gay pride sticker on my bumper...drove it for two days before I figured it out. Bastids!

 

We put a gay and proud sticker on a paroled attempted murderer's truck we used to work with. He had the ankle monitor on him and all, only time he could leave the house was to come to work. He drove around with that sticker on his truck for about 2 weeks. He was pretty pissed.