it's a euphemism (sp?). his truck is so freakin' shiny and sleek

 

My friends call my truck "Club Garrett" lol. Because at parties we use my truck for everything; music, lights (strobes), cooler, everything lol. They want me to get custom badges that say G-150 Club Garrett, but that sounds kinda cheesy. Im still thinking on mine though.

 

My truck name is Mater (like the Cars character). I'm actually thinking of putting M8TR on my license plate.

 

I don't get the whole name a vehicle thing so I say, don't.

 

My wife and daughter named mine the "Black Pearl". It stuck.
Now my neighbors call it the Black Pearl too.

 

I cant even post the name my neighbors gave me and my truck. For some reason they dont appreciate it when I fire my truck up to go out at 10pm, and come home at 3am.

 

I have always been told that it's bad luck not to name a vehicle when you get it. So, each new truck I have bought, it has been named before leaving the dealer lot, to ward off the bad luck gods. I once was asked by the salesman after buying a truck why I haven't left the lot yet, 30 minutes after I was done buying the truck. I told him I was trying to think of a name and why. I was able to leave after 45 minutes of sitting and thinking. I finally came up with the name Heather, after a girl in a porno. So far, truck has done great,no problems since I got her.

 

That's hilarious

 

Ahh man I laughed so hard at that one.

 

Black Velvet

 

Mud Bone

 

I used to set off the teachers alarms in the school parking lot just starting up and driving out, heard a lot of complaints about that.

One of my more favorite teachers drove a new Silverado w/ duals, we used to talk a bunch of F150 vs Silverado ****, whenever we'd park next to eachother (very small school, I worked in the office) I'd set his alarm off when I left

 

My Brother in-law names his vehicles
Barney


Lucy

yea yea yea, I know they're Dodges but they are cool nontheless

 

my fiance came up with the name "mean one"
i kinda like it

Gay or nay??

 

Mean one reminds me of the Meaney character from the movie the Waterboy.