In early July, I posted here that an ex girlfriend had poured something into the gas tank of my 8 day old Lariat scab.
This wasn't her only offense. In April, she burned down my brand new 300,000+ home. When she vandalized the truck, she burglarized my home too.
The repair results have been less than successful. 16 injectors, new gas tank, new cats, lifters, plumbing. Now it's back at the dealer waiting for the insurance company to authorize a complete new engine. Hopefully, they'll play nicely.
Despite this, today I'm pretty happy and carefree.
Friday, a good neighbor, called 911. Said the Dream Killer was hiding outside my house. In fact when my son and I left for work that morning around seven, she had been there nearly three hours, having parked her car at a neighboring ball field. The police apprehended her, only to find she was fully stocked, with a pillow, three liter Coke, and snacks. She was planning to hide in my house and wait for me and my son to return from work. I think the pillow would haved served double duty (muffler), since she had a pistol, box cutter, and black ski mask. She was there to murder us.
She is currently a guest of the Hamilton County Sheriff's Department, having been charged with multiple arson charges. Since she still had some of my home items, as well as pawn tickets, she also has been charged with the burglary, and vandalism. In addition, there are also aggravated stalking charges to contend with.
Last night, we partied. Our prayers and thanks having been delivered, we drank Taittingers. The wine shop was out of Dom.

 

OMG, what a psycho. She needs to rot in prison.

 

Wow!! How did you wind up with such a phycho?

 

Bad judgement I guess. Have you ever heard the expression 'She seemed so normal'?

 

God almighty man, let's hope your faith in the justice system is valid. Man, that b**** is crazy! If someone burned my house down, I would kill THEM!

EDIT: Because the word filters didn't work on the "b-word."

 

Is this the story?
http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_72265.asp

 

ALL women are crazy....just some more so than others!!!

 

Yes, Ram. That is the story. Captain Whitmire and I shared a long handshake and huge grins when I arrived.
02 SuperCrew, I was mad when she burnt my house down. However, I was furious when she touched my truck. I am a southern boy after all.

 

OMG are you serious?? Glad you caught her before she finished out her plan

 

Well, that's what the police tell me.

 

Just curious...is she a redhead??

 

I haven't had the truck out of the shop long enough yet, to take pictures or do anything except add A pair of Westin steps. It wasn't bought as a daily driver, rather it's just for play. This entire thing has convinced me that, if it's ever finished at the dealer's shop, I'll make a chrome monster out of it, and keep it till I'm done here. I've already ordered a few goodies.

 

A person might think so, huh? No, she's a brunett currently.
No telling what color hair her new girlfriend will prefer though.

 

Hell, I would of made her buy a whole new truck since thats going to effect your re-sale value of your vehicle!

 

I'd have to say that I busted out laughing after reading the redhead question... I dated one of those for a while too.

Best of luck to you Steamin. Sounds like it might be an uphill battle.

-RP-