I want my next F150 to have:

-self cleaning, conveyor belt floor mats.

-under-seat shoeshine kit.

-napkin disposal incinerator.

-three speeds in reverse.

-hydrogen fuel cell (by Ballard...to get my stock prices up).

Are you listening FoMoCo?

 

Why not just buy an SUV? And leave the trucks for those of us that actualy have a need for one?

 

Maybe some people like the looks of a pickup over that of SUV. It doesnt bother me when I see a done-up pickup, it's the way that person wanted it.

good enough for me.

 

So buy a friggen XL or STX!! Let the rest of us get the 'Ultimate Lariat+' Package!! Sheesh! Not all trucks are used for 100% work these days, in case you didn't notice! To each his own..

 

The only work my “perfect truck” does is carry me and my toys around. (boat, jet ski, kayaks, canoes, etc. etc.) I try to avoid actual work (I think I might be allergic to it)

I drive (the 2004 F150 Lariat, which is absolutely “perfect”) because I LIKE

 

You know, I need to add some more to my list.

I agree w/ CIA on the following:

Laser-cruise (that is hella-cool)
5pd tranny
HID lighting on the Lariats

I also would LOVE power-fold mirrors.

 

I'm all for the napkin incenerator however; I think the air permitting requirements may be a beyotch.

(Sorry, it's the environmental consultant in me coming out)

 

How 'bout one that just finely shreds it and dispenses it at freeway speeds so nobody notices?!

 

standard on Lariat and FX4, optional on XLT.

 

It is biodegradable

 

My idea of the perfect F150 (IMO of course):

What I have now, with:

Thats it.

I am extremely happy with my Heritage single cab. You see the sig DZervIt made......nice truck, huh?