Time to go buy an Escort zx2 to go beat around in and save the truck! One can be had for about 2 grand. My buddy has one and it does DD, hunting, fishing, Hell he pulls the front seat out and hauls two deer stands and throws the deer in the trunk! And being front wheel drive it goes through the hay field to the woods quite nicely..... all at 33 mpgs

 

Just wait until you list it for sale and the truck gets pissed off at you