Him: I gotta Dodge 2500, lifted with custom exhaust.
Me: Nice. I have an F-150 King Ranch.
Him: I just bought a brand new F-150 XLT with the towing package.
Me: Nice. I have an F-150 King Ranch.
350 lb 6' 8'' Sales Manager at my company: I bought a brand new Tundra and tricked it all out.
Me: Nice. I have an F-150 King Ranch. I'm having a tailgate party next weekend, but you shouldn't come over. Your insurance won't cover it.
Her, hot as heck with nice hooters: I have a green '87 F-350 flatbed.
Me:
Good friend: My Sierra looks good all cleaned up, huh?
Me: It's scratched all to hell. Did you see my King Ranch over there?
Wife: Your truck takes up too much room in the garage.
Me: <smack>
Is it just me, or am I overly proud of my truck?
