I thought I would never put bumper stickers on my truck but I read a whole bunch and now I want to pick two good ones for my bumper. But which ones!!!!

Which two do you think I should get?

***notice*** Not all are "politically correct"

- End Homelessness and Hunger; Eat the Homeless
- After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?
- 3 Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count & Those Who Can't
- A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
- A Flashlight Is A Case For Holding Dead Batteries
- A Lot Of Good Arguments Are Spoiled By Some Fool Who Knows What He's Talking About
- A Pat On The Back Is Only A Few Centimeters From A Kick In The ***
- Amateur Gynecologist
- Assassins Do It From Behind
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Caution - Driver Just Doesn't Give A **** Anymore
- Caution: This Vehicle May Crash And Explode For No Apparent Reason
- Cigar Smokers Appreciate A Good Butt
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- Department Of Redundancy Department
- Depression: Anger Minus Enthusiasm
- Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Gore... I Think
- Don't Laugh, It's Paid For
- Don't Laugh - Your Daughter May Be In Here
- Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines
- Eat A Beaver - Save A Tree
- I Believe In Tit For Tat. Want Some Tat?
- I Bet I Can Stop Gambling!
- I Swerve And Hit People At Random
- I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather... Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car
- If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You
- If It's Stupid But It Works, It Isn't Stupid
- If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done
- If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You!
- If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!
- If You Lived In Your Car, You'd Be Home By Now
- If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast
- It Has Recently Been Discovered That Research Causes Cancer In Laboratory Rats
- It's Not The Size That Counts, It's... No, It's The Size!
- It's Sick The Way You People Keep Having Sex Without Me
- Hell Yes I'm Drunk, I'm No Stunt Driver!
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
- Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak
- Lsd... Melts In Your Mind, Not In Your Hands
- One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex... Ok, It's Me.
- People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Easier To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs
- Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35Mph Are Also Timed For 70Mph
- Remember, It's Not, "How High Are You?" It's "Hi, How Are You?"
- Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off
- Sex Is Like Pizza: When It's Good It's Really Good And When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good
- Tennis Players Have Fuzzy *****
- The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live
- We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
- What Do You Do When You See An Endangered Animal Eating An Endangered Plant?
- Whenever I Feel Like Exercise, I Lie Down Until The Feeling Passes
- Who Punched The Chads Out? Whoo Whoo Whoo!
- Your Tailgating Intimidation Is Wasted On My Cruise Control
- I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
- (Next to a picture of Bush) I make up vocabulary for the embetterment of my country
- **** isn't wrong until you star in it
- Bumper Sticker!

 

Now THAT is funny! I like the 3rd to the last one...about Bush "embettering" his country.

I have another to add...

The Head Foundation - Please give generously

 

 

Those are good.

- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You!

 

-Why am I the only person on the planet that knows how to drive?

-Partnership for an idiot free America

- No Whining (red circle with line)


I found these and a few others at Sam Goody.

 

Oh god, that one is PERFECT!! I am the only one that knows how to drive in Louisville. Geesh. Such idiots...

Intel, I want you to know that I was literally CRYING laughing when I read those. Those are classic!!

ROFL!!

RP

 

LOL,,,those are great!!!!!!!

My favorite that I have seen...

We should have picked our own cotton

**of course it was on a big, jacked up 4x4 with a rebel flag in the back**

 

hrmmm... this is too hard to pick two... The back window might get some

 

Don't Laugh- Your daughter may be in here.

My son can beat the #$%^ out of your honor student.

 

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend...but my aim is improving!

 

It has come down to a few that I'm probably gonna get. Don't know which yet.


Proofread Carefully To See If You Any Words Out
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You
I Swerve And Hit People At Random
Department Of Redundancy Department
Assassins Do It From Behind

 

Dont put any!!

 

Trying to think of other ways to disply these message on my truck...

I'm wondering if a place can get me a window sticker for the back window of my truck that has one thing on it.

 

I miss my ex-wife. Fortuanatly that moving truck did'nt.

 

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandfather... Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car



I Love it...my family can really appreciate this one