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jgger Jan 1, 2011 03:13 PM

Warning you can't believe your eyes
 
To those of you in the Mid West and East, if you watched the Rose Parade don't believe what you "think" you saw. :eek:

It's an evil plot to make people think that the weather is really nice here in So Cal. :devil:I have it on good authority that the entire parade is filmed in a studio and digitally enhanced to trick you! :bandito:It's no better here than being in the eyebrow deep snow you guys are stuck in! ;)I don't want any of my fellow F-150 onliners ( esp. the Canadians) to be lead astray and head west because of this evil misrepresentation of how it really is here.:angel: So stay put.......K!:beers:

Have a happy and safe New Year to all!:beers:

P.S. I was just kidding about the weather, it's as good as it looks on T.V. today.:thumbsup:

Labnerd Jan 1, 2011 03:27 PM

HHHMMMM. I don't know anybody dumb enough that would want to move to Kalifornia......even in handcuffs. Unfortunately, we have the dimwits coming to Texas by the carloads. You can spot the morons from a 1/4 mile off. Kindly tell yer neighbors to stay at home where they belong.

jgger Jan 1, 2011 03:30 PM


HHHMMMM. I don't know anybody dumb enough that would want to move to Kalifornia......even in handcuffs. Unfortunately, we have the dimwits coming to Texas by the carloads. You can spot the morons from a 1/4 mile off. Kindly tell yer neighbors to stay at home where they belong.
We were thinking about sending Peolsi and Boxer next, would that be OK?

Labnerd Jan 1, 2011 05:48 PM

I'd rather be shot in the crotch with a BB gun by a sick kid with an endless supply of BBs.

PawPaw Jan 1, 2011 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by Labnerd (Post 4444288)
I'd rather be shot in the crotch with a BB gun by a sick kid with an endless supply of BBs.

How about some more Katrina refugee's? :D

bigdad8214 Jan 1, 2011 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by jgger (Post 4444160)
I have it on good authority that the entire parade is filmed in a studio and digitally enhanced to trick you!

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

jgger Jan 1, 2011 08:32 PM


I'd rather be shot in the crotch with a BB gun by a sick kid with an endless supply of BBs.
Yea, sadly you know how those of who can still think feel. I was hoping to throw in Moonbeam too, but I guess that's out of the question.

Stealth Jan 1, 2011 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by Labnerd (Post 4444175)
HHHMMMM. I don't know anybody dumb enough that would want to move to Kalifornia......even in handcuffs. Unfortunately, we have the dimwits coming to Texas by the carloads. You can spot the morons from a 1/4 mile off. Kindly tell yer neighbors to stay at home where they belong.

Hmmm, you may be onto something with regards to corporal punishment...

jgger Jan 1, 2011 09:16 PM


Hmmm, you may be onto something with regards to corporal punishment...
NO NO not for me! I didn't send them, really!

Labnerd Jan 1, 2011 09:48 PM


Hmmm, you may be onto something with regards to corporal punishment...
Absolute BRILLIANCE!!!!! We can just sentence our thugs to 3 months in Kalifornia! Brilliance......I'm so impressed.

racer114 Jan 1, 2011 09:53 PM

No kidding labnerd. Keep "them" Cali's out of here!

61Tbird Jan 2, 2011 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by racer114 (Post 4444504)
Keep "them" Cali's out of here!

Uhhh...California is screwed up from all the "East Coast Liberals" and those that think it should be just like the craptastic place they came from....
If where you're from is so great...why did you leave??

If Texas and California ever put a stop to the "undesirables"...Both States would be much better off!

Let the Flame War begin...:D:D:D

matthew87 Jan 2, 2011 03:45 PM

what u guys mean...kalifornia is awesome

they just enacted 725 new laws

■AB 97 bans the use of trans-fats in food facilities.

■SB 1317 allows the state to slap parents with a $2,000 fine if their K-8 child misses more than 10 percent of the school year without a valid excuse. It also allows the state to punish parents with up to a year in prison for the misdemeanor. now this makes total sense

■SB 782 prevents landlords from evicting tenants who are victims of domestic or sexual abuse or stalking.

wtf?!? looks like no one will be paying rent

Stealth Jan 2, 2011 03:47 PM

Sheez... Talk about a Nanny state...

OGTerror Jan 2, 2011 04:12 PM

Yeah kamifornia is bad really really screwed up nobody should come here and everybody should leave except for me cause I'm the only one who thinks it's a great state.


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