I'm Drunk. Let me ramble
 

I wish I didn't vote so someone could beat ME with a stick.

Give the top job to James T Kirk, so he don't have to do those Priceline dot com commercials anymore.

I feel sorry for Bush. He can't say what I can about this, "Shut up and pour.".

As a troublemaker, I;m going to palm Beach and carrying a sign that says, "The Ballot Confused Me. I Am An Idiot".

I could set myself on fire on top of the Empire State Building and not get mentioned on CNN.

Those Democrats are complaining because the Republicans want to count the absentee ballots but not the absentminded ballots.

Even the NFL has a long list of tiebreakers, the last being a cointoss. I do not endorse selecting the Pres by coin toss. I recommend arm wrestling.

The Whitehouse is big enough for both of them. Professional wrestlings most popular format is tagteam.

I voted and feel like I need to take a shower (Hope this doesn't sober me up!)

I asked my German Shepard about this, he's nine years old and pretty smart. I consult him when I've had a few. I think he favors Gore because he's a tree-hugger too. (I know dogs can't talk) Whenhe does I'll stop drinking.

Why does Rep Robert Wexler(D-FL) look like Vince McMahan to me?

I'm disgusted.

America loses.

I'm done.

Rest assured I will not get behind the wheel.

I give you the only and only, F-150 Online's own, Raoul. https://www.f150online.com/f150board/smile.gif

Well said.

Huh?!?

------------------
Mike Troyer
Performance Products, Inc.
National Distributor of Superchips
(540) 862-9515
Email: mtroyer@compuserve.com
Performance Products F150Online Superchip ordering system: F150Online Superchip Ordering System
First National F-150 Online Rally Event Organizer

Drunk before 2pm. Rock on Raoul!

------------------
'01 SuperCrew XLT 4x2: 5.4L, Limited Slip, Black, 5-Spoke Rims, Dark Cloth, Capt. Chairs, Power Seat, Steps, Extender, Moonroof; Ford/Duraliner.
(for sale): '93 Ranger XLT SuperCab 4x2: 65K miles; 4.0L; Limited Slip; Black; Alum. Rims; A.C.; Power windows, mirrors, and locks; CD Player; Hard Tonneau; Running Boards.

The GO 4D IT SuperCrew

The GO 4D IT Ranger
"Don't sweat the small stuff."

Veterans Day. I salute those who gave their all so we could have the privilege of this fiasco. I saluted early and often.

My wife and daughter left early this morning with their friends to be extra's in a movie being made. Anthony Hopkins is in it. They weren't sure the name of it. Iwas teasing them that it was called 'Monkeys from Outer Space'. It went downhill from there. Coldcuts for dinner.

You remind me of Johnny Depp on "Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas". Pass the can of ether before those blasted bats come back! https://www.f150online.com/f150board/biggrin.gif