This guy on the local race forums made this little comment. He drives a stock Dodge Ram Daytona. He wont even race me, but he makes fun that i lost to a modified gto last week.

What should i say back?

 

Ohh, I use this one on my friends Ram:

"Did you hear about ****'s new exhaust? It goes: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMM GAY"

 

 

Of course the girls aren't going to laugh at one of their own, girlyboy. And they aren't laughing at me or my truck, they're giggling wishing they could get some of this.

That would be my response.

 

If he won't take your challenge to race, shows how big of a man he really is.

Tell him real trucks don't have "spoilers" on the box.

 

I like that one

 

 

Bet none of you knew this, but Dodge in Spanish means homosexual douchebag.

This has been your daily Spanish lesson!

 

"Hey which Pep Boys did you get your wing from?"




The first time I saw a Dodge Daytona, I almost died laughing at that wing.

 

As funny as some of these responses are, I wouldn't say anything to him.

Just send him a link of that HALO vid where the SRT-10 gets eaten alive by a Lightning. Then take his comment over to the Lightning forum, where it will thrive and reach far and wide until the pansy boy Dodge owner has no choice but to race someone who will define "owned" at the track.

Make sure to take a camera. You can show it to the girls he claims laugh at the Lightning owners.

 

Where can i get the video?

 

Tell him he can only pick up fat chicks from Myspace in that heap.

 

Using the term "Fat Chicks", and "Myspace" together in a sentence while in this forum, have been deemed a copyright infringement. Any further usage of said sentence structures will be viewed as an infraction, hence rendering said user to an undisclosed amount of suspended time.

 

Seriously...you quoted Dave...

 

To quote the great Quagmire:

"Fat chicks need love too."