It's official . . . . I'm an old guy.
 

Well, it's official . . . I've achieved old guy status (and my friends are now "old people").

This past weekend we went out for dinner with a couple who are friends of ours. "Ours", by the way, means a friend . . . not spouse. (After my comments on marriage in another currently running thread I didn't want anyone thinking I'm a hypocrite. Which I am, by the way.)

Anyway, off we go, I'm driving, and about half way to our destination it dawns on me, it's guys up front and the women-folk in the back. Joe (not his real name) and I are talking business and the females are yakking a thousand miles an hour in the back. (About what I have no idea, I think it had to do with shoes or something).

So yeah, it's finally happened . . . men in the front and women in the back while driving . . . the Official™ indicator of old age.

Sorry dude, that's not an Official indicator. I've done that as a young punk. Next!

This is not your doing.
As driver, your seat and yours alone was fixed.
One, two or all three of the others made the call.

p.s.
I hate to break it to you but, around here (online) you were already old.
Now, you're just pitiful old.

(This from the guy who is about three years older than I.)

No way . . . I'm "dignified".

See?!?!

Here's a recent pic.

http://images.statelibrary.tas.gov.a...1125645416.jpg

I believe the correct indicator of old age is the "century" tag Once you can place it in your age (Quarter cetury) you are officially old. No more dance clubs, no more 3somes, and no more lifted trucks. Wait a minute... I'm old and don't subscribe to those criteria...

BTW I have a friend who talked to his great-grandfather and said; "Grandpa, how old were you when you stopped thinking about women"? His great-grandfather replied... "You're gonna have to ask sombody older than me" He was 98.

Kobi that doesn't make you old amigo. Im 19 and that's how it usually is when my gf and I double up with any of our friends.

However that pic makes you pretty old.

No, No, No ... the true indicator of being an old fart ... When you are sitting in the barber chair. They pull out the razor to trim your neckline and they don't stop until they trim the hairs out of ears!!! :eek: :beers: :lol:

I believe it is the earhair combover that is the true old age indicator.

Then I'm old. I put em back there all the time. We used to sit as couples but I got tired of the wife leaning over the seats backwards to talk.

At least you're not like Raoul old in that you have the women walk, while you and the other guy ride the goat. :devil:

Duke

It's less room in the back, so I have always tossed the women folk in the back.

God made'em short for a reason! :lol:

My bro's ride shotgun! :lol:

I thought that was because it hurt their backs less when they emptied the washer and dryer?

I like it when my girlfriend and I double up with her girlfriends too! Always a good time.:rocker:

:lol:

Oh, I can't wait till I get home to pick on the wife.

:lol:

Dude,

If you were driving, the reason you didn't know what the women were talking about is because Vette's don't have back seats.




You're not old, your just sadistic.