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Raoul 10-25-2006 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by wrench007
How does a fly land on the ceiling? Does it do a 180 degree sideways move or a half loop?...

Half Loop.
I have a lot of experience on this subject because I don't bathe much.

Odin's Wrath 10-25-2006 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by 1969Mach
I'm with you brother. Being a cosmic accident of uncalculable proportions, having a single cell organism spontaniously come to life, evolve into both male and female at precisely the same time with precisely correct organs to perpetuate the species...

:rolleyes:

Hardly precise. The hips of the human female are generally too narrow for ease of child birth. This is a result of the structural requirements for bipedal movement. What can take a human female hours (to days) to perform, and usually requires assistance, is generally done within a matter of seconds by other primates. Humans are far from perfect structurally. Someone more knowledgeable could go on all day listing imperfections in the construction of humans. (And other species, I'm sure.) The number one proof, IMO, that we were not created, is the fact that the average male sexual organ is 2 inches shorter than the average depth of the female receptacle. Either we have not evolved to the point of perfect compatibility yet; or, God has a very twisted and sadistic sense of humor.

Raoul 10-25-2006 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
... Someone more knowledgeable could go on all day listing imperfections in the construction of humans....

Glad to.
I have opposable thumbs.
In a perfect world they would just get along.

Odin's Wrath 10-25-2006 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by Raoul
Glad to.
I have opposable thumbs.
In a perfect world they would just get along.



I'm just surprised anyone is still reading my posts. :coffee:

Raoul 10-25-2006 03:59 PM

You are on my Buddy list. :p

lovetrucks 10-25-2006 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
I'm just surprised anyone is still reading my posts. :coffee:


I read your posts.:)

Odin's Wrath 10-25-2006 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I read your posts.:)

Should I be apologizing? :devil:

Bluejay 10-25-2006 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Hardly precise. The hips of the human female are generally too narrow for ease of child birth. This is a result of the structural requirements for bipedal movement. What can take a human female hours (to days) to perform, and usually requires assistance, is generally done within a matter of seconds by other primates. Humans are far from perfect structurally. Someone more knowledgeable could go on all day listing imperfections in the construction of humans. (And other species, I'm sure.) The number one proof, IMO, that we were not created, is the fact that the average male sexual organ is 2 inches shorter than the average depth of the female receptacle. Either we have not evolved to the point of perfect compatibility yet; or, God has a very twisted and sadistic sense of humor.

Speak for yourself. Some of us don't have that problem.:D

lovetrucks 10-25-2006 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Should I be apologizing? :devil:

Nope....not at all. I think that you must know by now that not too much phases me.;)

Odin's Wrath 10-25-2006 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Speak for yourself. Some of us don't have that problem.:D

Me neither. I did say the average male. That in no way applies to me. And my stuff still works.... Pops. :lol:

Bluejay 10-25-2006 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Me neither. I did say the average male. That in no way applies to me. And my stuff still works.... Pops. :lol:

And so does mine!:lol:

Odin's Wrath 10-25-2006 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by bluejay432000
And so does mine!:lol:


The miracle of modern medicine.:devil:

Raoul 10-25-2006 07:21 PM

To hell with modern medicine.

God bless Mark Martin! :thumbsup:

03fx4F150 10-25-2006 07:38 PM

God bless Bob Dole too!

Raoul 10-26-2006 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by bluejay432000
And so does mine!:lol:

Hah!

Do ya'll remember when old blue was gone for a month?
I heard what happened.

Seems there was this cute little blonde waitress at a diner blue frequents who accused him of rape.

Well, he was so proud of the charge that when he got to court he pled Guilty.

And the judge gave him thirty days, for Perjury! :lol:


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