Originally Posted by wrench007
How does a fly land on the ceiling? Does it do a 180 degree sideways move or a half loop?...
I have a lot of experience on this subject because I don't bathe much. |
Originally Posted by 1969Mach
I'm with you brother. Being a cosmic accident of uncalculable proportions, having a single cell organism spontaniously come to life, evolve into both male and female at precisely the same time with precisely correct organs to perpetuate the species...
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
... Someone more knowledgeable could go on all day listing imperfections in the construction of humans....
I have opposable thumbs. In a perfect world they would just get along. |
Originally Posted by Raoul
Glad to.
I have opposable thumbs. In a perfect world they would just get along. I'm just surprised anyone is still reading my posts. :coffee: |
You are on my Buddy list. :p
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
I'm just surprised anyone is still reading my posts. :coffee:
I read your posts.:) |
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I read your posts.:)
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Hardly precise. The hips of the human female are generally too narrow for ease of child birth. This is a result of the structural requirements for bipedal movement. What can take a human female hours (to days) to perform, and usually requires assistance, is generally done within a matter of seconds by other primates. Humans are far from perfect structurally. Someone more knowledgeable could go on all day listing imperfections in the construction of humans. (And other species, I'm sure.) The number one proof, IMO, that we were not created, is the fact that the average male sexual organ is 2 inches shorter than the average depth of the female receptacle. Either we have not evolved to the point of perfect compatibility yet; or, God has a very twisted and sadistic sense of humor.
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Should I be apologizing? :devil:
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Speak for yourself. Some of us don't have that problem.:D
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Me neither. I did say the average male. That in no way applies to me. And my stuff still works.... Pops. :lol:
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
And so does mine!:lol:
The miracle of modern medicine.:devil: |
To hell with modern medicine.
God bless Mark Martin! :thumbsup: |
God bless Bob Dole too!
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
And so does mine!:lol:
Do ya'll remember when old blue was gone for a month? I heard what happened. Seems there was this cute little blonde waitress at a diner blue frequents who accused him of rape. Well, he was so proud of the charge that when he got to court he pled Guilty. And the judge gave him thirty days, for Perjury! :lol: |
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