2 or 3 more weeks till I'm a father!
 

time is nearing... only 2 or 3 more weeks left until I'm a father of either a baby boy or girl. We decided not to know which one it is until birth. We like surprises I guess.

Its just amazing how fast 9 months go by, its here before you know it. She went in last week for a false alarm, but were both waiting anxiously for the real thing as this will be the first child ever for either of us.

Haven't decided on the names yet for either a boy or girl, so idea's for either or would be nice:D

Bi sexual names;
Damned
Screwed
WTF
Why Me

:devil:



Congratulations Matt! :beers: :thumbsup:




God help us all...... :help: LOL

How about Junior!

GRATS!!!!! :thumbsup:


It's the best feeling ever!!

Re: 2 or 3 more weeks till I'm a father!
 

Oh No!!! j/k :D Congratulations and Best Wishes!!! :beers:

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Edit to add... Momma always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Hey Neighbor!! Congrats!!:santa:

Im with you. . :eek:

Don't you have to get a girl to have sex with you first in order to have kids? :lol:

Sorry Mattineer, couldn't resist.


:lurk:

Matt and his girl are at the hospital and the Labor pain is getting intense.
The doctor tells them that there is a new device that can reduce labor pain for the mother by transferring it to the father. Matt doesn't like the idea of getting himself hooked up to such a machine. The doctor tells him the amount of labor pain transfer can be controlled. Matt doesn't like to be rushed into a decision but, his lady let a moan of extreme discomfort and that made up his mind.
"All right Doc" he says, "HOOK ME UP!"..."for 10 percent"
So they put him in the next bed, and hook him up.
Immediately his lady feels some relief.
Matt is thinking that 10% don't hurt so bad so he tells them to bump it up to 25%.
The mother is grateful as more pain is subsided.
Matt says that childbirth don't feel that bad and to give him 60%.
The mom stops moaning and is more relaxed.
Matt says there ain't nothin to it doc, give me all of it all the pain.
All 100% of labor pain is transferred to the father, the mother feels no pain at all.
It's so easy that all three of them can go home the very same day.
The 2002 Mountaineer with the V8 pulls into the driveway, the three of them get out of the SUV and...

...discover the mailman laying dead on the front lawn.

Congratulations!!! You never know the joy that a child can bring you...Here's my little angel! Ain't she the cutest?
https://www.f150online.com/galleries...013-170034.jpg

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...013-170035.jpg

:angel:

Look at that curly red hair..... dude :fyi: you have got some trouble ahead of you in a few years....

Got 2 girls myself..... I dread it. Scares me to death!

Hope it looks more like you than me. It should....I pulled out in plenty of time!

Scary :eek:

J/K. . .Congratulations Matt. :thumbsup:

PM, what an adorable little girl you have there!

Stop using my quotes.:D Congrats Matt.:beers: :beers: :beers: