I'm next on the chopping block
 

So it looks like I'm next on the chopping block here at work.

Here's our Admin staff

Owner (President)
Owner (Vice President)
Accountant (Presidents Sister)
Call Center Manager (Been here so long; and is so easy to boss around; he's like part of the family)
Receptionist - Big Deal; we fire them every other week
Me

The Office B**** (Office Manager) who is responsible for us not having the following positions:
Human Resources Manager
General Manager
Client Services Manager
Admin Assistant

I'm confident it's my turn next. The B' is already telling people I'm a Rat, I surf the Internet all day (she doesn't know that), and that I'm dating our former Client Services Manager (True; but again she doesn't know).

I think It's time to wage war. The bast basian of sanity; the hot admin assistant quit yesterday after the office B' pushed too many buttons.

The proper response would be to act professionaly and let what happens happens.

However, as the sole IT guy if you don't care about burning bridges and the risk of immediate termination the options are almost limitless....

Remotely loaded her system with porn
Schedule and automatic task to reboot ever 4 hours
set her shell to calc so that when she starts windows calc starts and when you close calc window shuts down.

the list is almost limitless.

I was thinking more along the lines of telling her I know what she says behind my back, and how I know a lot of things (like how she's telling people she slept with the President of the company) and suggest she stay out of my business so I'll stay out of hers.

Then of course I'll tell the Vice President in my meeting today that the office manager is gunning for me. I haven't been able to say anything prior today cause I didn't want to get my snitch, the admin asst, in hot water.

have some proof or they can blow you off

Are you trying to take the steam out of my vent?

Sounds like she's got you all figured out. :coffee:

I say coze up to her, hit on her. Bang her in some skank motel and take pics. Then e-mail the office the day you quit. This only works of course, if you can find another job and get it lined up.

and post pics here.

Only you blue; only you.
I think I'd ralf if I had to see this woman naked.

well yea and if she isn't a total dog.

Oh and the couch won't be big enough if the gf finds out.

Vader, who you think is gonna take the pics?

see now that is just sick

Yep, I agree, you noticed how UC's whole life has just gone to pot since he got that GF? He has trouble getting a dog, his job is a mess, he is waging war with the Office B, he sleeps on the couch most nights, his grass is dead, he can't even design a decent symbol, his truck is bent in the middle etc, etc, etc. It is just nausious.

chicks ruin everything. :devil:

Not so bad; I'm going to a Johnnie Walker event today with free Blue Label JW.
Yea. But truth will be told at the end of the month when I got to Vegas.