I'm in love with a stripper!
 

Ok well maybe not, but I do love the money they send me.
I'm doing some ad designs, desktop publishing for some billboards and print publicaiton ads for this strip club. I opened my e-mail this morning and had a bunch of pics of this stripper for me to use in the ads.
The sales lady and I are suppose to meet the owner at the clup tonight, hang out in the VIP to get inspiration and talk over some ideas.

I LOVE THIS SECOND JOB! :rocker:

(Sorry, no I can't post pics, they are not mine to share and most are not pg 13, after I edit them for the ads, then it will only be a face, maybe eyes only anyway.)

Edited to add:
Does anyone know what a bed dance is?
I can imagine, but I have never heard of such a thing!
It's put in one of the ads, guess I'll investigate tonight.

Oh man I bet your totally bummed out about burning the late night oil tonight aren't you :devil:

Where's the pics bro come one!

:eek: :drool: And what does Mrs PSS-MAG think of this new 2nd job?! :lol:

Hey someones got to do it. Stay strong and get it done!

Adrianspeeder

chair, bed, desk stairs, Banister, car hood ( 77 LTD ) my pole, ( Tellepost ) Trian Tressal, woman dance for me with out the aid of my charm or my rock star good looks, I'm broke, but when you own a truck and word gets out your willing to help woman move ( In your case strippers ) your gonna get some...But I have a GF now ....

Yea I'm so bummed out, I might even have to work till 3 or 4 am... :devil:

Mrs PSS was invited too, so we are looking for a babysitter.

Sorry I edited the orginal post, I knew pics would be wanted and belive me if they were not the strip clubs property, then I would share. But I might could get in a lot of trouble by losing this part time job working at home "that may turn into working from home full time", if I distributed them with out thier consent. Plus break a trust between us. They were sent to me with confidnece and I want to maintain that trust.

Gotta love the perks of the job! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

Private dances are one thing, but I am assuming a bed dance here is like a lap dance only on a bed. I have never heard of anything like that.

Here is part of the ad copy I have to put in one of the ads.

Exotic Dancers • Class of Elegance • Private Couples Room •
26’ Swim Spa • Bed Dances • Private Parties • Bar & Grill

I'm anxious to check out this 26' swim spa too. I dont know what that is but it sounds fun!

i smell trouble brewing....:banana:

...zap!

Bed Dance = you lay down, she goes to town..Nuff said:thumbsup:


BREW:beers:

That was kind of what I was thinking it was...

Now to figure out this swim spa deal.....

From what I hear it's a 26' hot tub out on the balcony! But that's all I know, I dont know what goes on in the hot tub. Do you get water dances or just sit in it and they dance on the edges around you?

Edited to add:
obvious;y I havent been to a strip club in years, they didn't have all these stuff when I was single. It was just a stage/runway, you bellied up to it and placed $1's in front of you. If you wanted more then you paid $25 for a lap dance.

Thanks for sending me the pics man! :thumbsup: I promise I'll help you keep it on the down low.... :beers:



















BTW... Does anyone know how to recall an email with attachments?

















Okay, Okay. It was 50 e-mails with attachments. :devil:

Personanlly, I recommend avoiding the spa/pool thing like the plague. 'Cause what's in there is probably worse than the plague....:(

Now that's good advice.

BTW PSS, could you see if the strippers will give me my money back and tell them to stop calling me.
:bows: + $ + :banana: = :devil:
I could have bought an Xcal2 by now.