Why hasn't Texas slipped into the Gulf yet?
 

Because Oklahoma Sux... :D

How do you get to Oklahoma> Get on I-20 and drive east until you smell *****; that's Texas. Go north on 35 and when you step in it, that's Oklahoma!

AWWW man, I was with you until the "smell" part.

Perhaps I shoudl have approached it from the North, on I-40! :)

Thats funny, theres nothing in Oklahoma.

HUH, I just jump on I-44 and head West. That takes me right to it. Then I get to the toll gates and I say "NO WAY! There is nothing worth paying to see in there." So I turn around and go East to Illinois. Stop at the Mississippi, Hire some hoes for good luck, play some Black Jack and slots, have some drinks. Then go home and tell the wife how horriable of a business trip it was. :D