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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 05:39 PM
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How to Succeed at Work...

How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over
and over again in all my years of work.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
 
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 05:54 PM
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Welcome to America.

I watch Fahrenheit 9/11 last night for the first time, and if all that ***** is true, I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.
 
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
... I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.
I know we are not supposed to become political on this site...but remember that that movie is made by a harsh liberal that was doing everything he could to get Bush out of office...there there are many "truths" that have been twisted in that movie (it could not win an Oscar for a Documentary because it was not one...).

There are plenty of places you can check the so-called "facts" of that movie to see if they are right or wrong...for instance you can check about the one about the Bin Laden family being flown home while flights were grounded on this site.

By no means do I support Bush...but my HATE for Michael Moore and all other propaganda spewing liberals (and conservatives as well) is beyond measure.


Not sure how your reply in this post is related to my thread...but all threads in the General Forum have seemed to gone down hill today...
 
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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I'll take the 100% attitude and be very content with that..
 
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over
and over again in all my years of work.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

 
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Old Jul 13, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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An oldie but a goodie.
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 04:29 PM
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New to me and I loved it!

Left out sleeping with the boss though.
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Not sure how your reply in this post is related to my thread...but all threads in the General Forum have seemed to gone down hill today...
Sorry, wstahlm.

I was implying that hard work wont get you to the top as fast as azzkissing, attitude, and B.S. now days.

I remember when a hard worker would be patted on the back before a kissazz.....but then again, that was when I served (proudly) in the Corps.


Sorry, didn't mean to get OT.
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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What's the number for...

S-E-X-U-A-L-H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T-L-A-W-S-U-I-T-S-E-T-T-L-E-M-E-N-T
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
What's the number for...

S-E-X-U-A-L-H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T-L-A-W-S-U-I-T-S-E-T-T-L-E-M-E-N-T

You trying to tell us something?












*damn stupid, retarded, azz 60 second rule can burn in the deepest blazes of hell.
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Sorry, wstahlm.

I was implying that hard work wont get you to the top as fast as azzkissing, attitude, and B.S. now days.

I remember when a hard worker would be patted on the back before a kissazz.....but then again, that was when I served (proudly) in the Corps.


Sorry, didn't mean to get OT.

No Problem...just givin ya chit...Semper Fi brother...
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 06:15 PM
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How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over and over again in all my years of work.
You said, "in all my years of work," really is not much since you are only, what, 24 years old, junior?
 
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by screwyou
You said, "in all my years of work," really is not much since you are only, what, 24 years old, junior?

That is correct...so I would be interested to hear what all you have to say ole' timer....
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 01:18 AM
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Left out sleeping with the boss though.
Sleeping with the boss yields 202%. Not that I'd know, or anything, ...

S L E E P I N G
19 + 12 + 5 + 5 + 16 + 9 + 14 + 7

W I T H
23 + 9 + 20 + 8

B O S S
2+ 15 + 19 + 19

= 202%
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 01:44 AM
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Welcome to America.

I watch Fahrenheit 9/11 last night for the first time, and if all that ***** is true, I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.

Now watch Farenhype 911 and see the truth. Michael Moore is another posey sniffing tree hugging anti bush anti american anti everything idiot!

With that said I love my F150 and the American know how that built it. That means all of them including Democrats and Republicans. Its a Ford and Uncle Henry would have wanted it that way
 
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