How to Succeed at Work...
How to Succeed at Work...
How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over
and over again in all my years of work.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
and over again in all my years of work.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
... I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.
There are plenty of places you can check the so-called "facts" of that movie to see if they are right or wrong...for instance you can check about the one about the Bin Laden family being flown home while flights were grounded on this site.

By no means do I support Bush...but my HATE for Michael Moore and all other propaganda spewing liberals (and conservatives as well) is beyond measure.
Not sure how your reply in this post is related to my thread...but all threads in the General Forum have seemed to gone down hill today...
Originally Posted by wstahlm80
How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over
and over again in all my years of work.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
and over again in all my years of work.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshi+ and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Not sure how your reply in this post is related to my thread...but all threads in the General Forum have seemed to gone down hill today... 

I was implying that hard work wont get you to the top as fast as azzkissing, attitude, and B.S. now days.
I remember when a hard worker would be patted on the back before a kissazz.....but then again, that was when I served (proudly) in the Corps.
Sorry, didn't mean to get OT.
Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
What's the number for...
S-E-X-U-A-L-H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T-L-A-W-S-U-I-T-S-E-T-T-L-E-M-E-N-T
S-E-X-U-A-L-H-A-R-A-S-S-M-E-N-T-L-A-W-S-U-I-T-S-E-T-T-L-E-M-E-N-T
You trying to tell us something?

*damn stupid, retarded, azz 60 second rule can burn in the deepest blazes of hell.
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Sorry, wstahlm.
I was implying that hard work wont get you to the top as fast as azzkissing, attitude, and B.S. now days.
I remember when a hard worker would be patted on the back before a kissazz.....but then again, that was when I served (proudly) in the Corps.
Sorry, didn't mean to get OT.
I was implying that hard work wont get you to the top as fast as azzkissing, attitude, and B.S. now days.
I remember when a hard worker would be patted on the back before a kissazz.....but then again, that was when I served (proudly) in the Corps.
Sorry, didn't mean to get OT.
No Problem...just givin ya chit...Semper Fi brother...
Originally Posted by wstahlm80
How true is all this?? I say it is 100% correct! I've seen it done over and over again in all my years of work.
Originally Posted by screwyou
You said, "in all my years of work," really is not much since you are only, what, 24 years old, junior? 

That is correct...so I would be interested to hear what all you have to say ole' timer....
Originally Posted by Dad's Hoss
Left out sleeping with the boss though.
...S L E E P I N G
19 + 12 + 5 + 5 + 16 + 9 + 14 + 7
W I T H
23 + 9 + 20 + 8
B O S S
2+ 15 + 19 + 19
= 202%
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Welcome to America.
I watch Fahrenheit 9/11 last night for the first time, and if all that ***** is true, I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.
I watch Fahrenheit 9/11 last night for the first time, and if all that ***** is true, I dont know what to think or who to trust anymore.
Now watch Farenhype 911 and see the truth. Michael Moore is another posey sniffing tree hugging anti bush anti american anti everything idiot!
With that said I love my F150 and the American know how that built it. That means all of them including Democrats and Republicans. Its a Ford and Uncle Henry would have wanted it that way



