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Old May 23, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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Talking name change

AN ACTOR WENT TO HIS AGENT COMPLAINING THAT HE WAS NOT GETTING
ANY JOB OFFERS.
THE AGENT SAID PEOPLE DID NOT WANT TO HIRE HIM BECAUSE OF HIS NAME.
THE GUY SAID I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME BECAUSE MY FIRST NAME "PEN!S" WAS MY GRAND FATHERS NAME ON MY MOTHERS SIDE AND MY LAST NAME "VAN LESBIAN " IS A VERY OLD AND RESPECTED NAME IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
HIS AGENT SAID - IT'S UP TO YOU BUT IF YOU DONT CHANGE YOUR NAME I CAN'T GET YOU ANY WORK.





THE GUY THOUGT IT OVER AND DECIDED TO GIVE IT A TRY-THAT MANS NAME
"**** VAN DIKE"
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 03:58 PM
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Lame. Sorry to tell ya
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 05:02 PM
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Old May 23, 2005 | 08:11 PM
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I BET HE TRIED LOWER CASE TYPING TOO...

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Old May 23, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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The way I heard it, not that it makes it any better of a joke, was that his birth name was Richard VanLesbian.
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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Uh.. I don't get it. :Picks nose:
 
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