The cats return fire !!!!!!

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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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The cats return fire !!!!!!

Speaking of Open Season on Cats in Wisconsin . . .

It seems that just across the lake in Michigan, them kittys is fighting back.

This from Associated Press . . .


Cat Shoots Owner

Mar 10, 7:55 AM (ET)


BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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okay then. The cats fired the first shot. Let the games begin. This means war! Time for shock and awe.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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Geez
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Time for shock and awe.
Don't you mean, shock and paw

Bwahahaha....
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 12:58 PM
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someone tell Burt that he needs to watch his back.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 03:22 PM
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Speaking of Burt where is he. Maybe the cats got the best of him too.
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 03:46 PM
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I'm sure if the cats are going to get Burt there'll be more than just a 9mm gunshot to the back...
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 03:50 PM
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Don't you mean, shock and paw

Bwahahaha....
Raoul Junior
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 04:27 PM
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^^^

Maybe so...but there is only one true YOU.

Who else is gonna keep "farts" in a jar....Only YOU Raoul.

Raoul = ROCKS ! ! !
 
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Old Mar 10, 2005 | 04:35 PM
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Talking

Farts in a jar ain't all that great.
Look at the President, he's got turds in his cabinet.
 
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