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TUFF FORD Feb 16, 2005 09:23 PM

Cliff's Notes for the "Fat Bastards" thread
 
Anyone got 'em?

Apparently, I have missed something huge (no pun intended). I don't even remember the thing getting started, and now there's just WAAAAAAY too much to read.

kobiashi Feb 16, 2005 10:01 PM

Cliff's Notes / Reader's Digest Condensed Version:

As sad as it is, many of us look like, or have started to look like this:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113783.jpg


This is neither good for our health, nor good for our love life.


Therefore, we need to start working out and eating better so that we will look like this:


https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113784.jpg


so that we can eventually get dates with women who look like this:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113785.jpg


So...what with there being strength in numbers, let's all start eating better, exercising, losing weight, spreading the values of peace, justice, and the american way, and writing about all this on the board so as to inspire others to do the same.

Now get to work.

wild-mtn-rose Feb 17, 2005 04:41 AM

Wait!! What about us girls?? No offence but I really would rather not end up looking like Arnie and I don't have any desire to date that woman (I know I should know her but I can't think of her name)!! :devil:

But anyhow TUFF, that is what the thread consists of. Everyone has come clean with starting weight (with pictures) and goals, exercise and diet ideas, sad tales of failures and happily posted success'.

So here's to the success'!! :beers:

clonetek Feb 17, 2005 04:46 AM

In wild-mtn-rose's case, swap pics #2 & #3. :devil:

kobiashi Feb 17, 2005 05:04 AM


Originally posted by wild-mtn-rose
Wait!! What about us girls?? No offence but I really would rather not end up looking like Arnie and I don't have any desire to date that woman (I know I should know her but I can't think of her name)!!
No problem W-M-R: in the name of equal time . . .

It's also a thread where women who may look like this (or are starting to look like this):


https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113819.jpg


are pledging to eat better and work out so that they will look like this:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113785.jpg


so they can eventually date guys who look like me:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113818.jpg


(by the way w-m-r the woman's name is Cindy Crawford)

wild-mtn-rose Feb 17, 2005 05:22 AM


Originally posted by kobiashi
No problem W-M-R: in the name of equal time . . .

It's also a thread where women who may look like this (or are starting to look like this):

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113819.jpg

O--M--G!! If I ever EVER look like that I'd be forced to hurt myself...YIKES!!


Originally posted by kobiashi
so they can eventually date guys who look like me:

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113818.jpg

You are Pierce Brosnen??!! WOW...can I have your autograph, and can you deliver it to me in person and can you be my date...:drool: I promise I don't look like the woman in the above picture!!


Originally posted by kobiashi
(by the way w-m-r the woman's name is Cindy Crawford)
THAT'S IT!! I knew I should know that!!

Thanks for giving us girls equal air time!!

kobiashi Feb 17, 2005 05:27 AM


Originally posted by wild-mtn-rose
. . . and can you be my date...:drool:
w-m-r . . . you're married . . . yes? That wouldn't be right.

(What time should I be there?)

wild-mtn-rose Feb 17, 2005 05:35 AM


Originally posted by kobiashi
w-m-r . . . you're married . . . yes? That wouldn't be right.

(What time should I be there?)

Yes...I'm married...it wouldn't be right.

(But for a man as fine as Pierce...) :devil: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-057.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-071.gif

kobiashi Feb 17, 2005 05:40 AM

Well, I won't be doing the next Bond film, so I've got some time . . . .

oh wait, I'm married too.

wild-mtn-rose Feb 17, 2005 05:51 AM

Well damn...two spouses too many...guess that means we have to behave ourselves...:rolleyes:

Faster150 Feb 17, 2005 09:39 AM

omg i just woke up dont spring pics like that on me before i had my coffee.... sheesh!!!:banana:

kobiashi Feb 17, 2005 01:39 PM

.

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-113846.jpg



Coffee . . . God's gift to man.

Actually, I'm thinking I'd rather see those pix prior to having my coffee(s). Once awake and alert, those images might sitck with you rather than seeing them while still half asleep . . . you might not notice them that way.


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