2stroked's Top Ten Products That Didn't Make It
 

Even wonder why some products just don’t make it out there? Here’s my personal favorite list of products that probably wouldn’t make it for one reason or another. Go figure.

1. Mint flavored Cyanide pills
2. Reusable (root beer flavored) douche
3. Wash and wear tampons
4. Cherry flavored suppositories
5. Faster acting bean dip
6. Wool jock straps
7. Nasal hair growth enhancer
8. 80 grit (fast cut) toilet paper
9. Size XXL cold weather prophylactics
10. Radio controlled suppositories

Anybody got any other personal favorites?

You need a woman. :thumbsup: #10 was the funniest though.

OW!! That'll make ya pucker yer azzhole!....:devil:

Oh yea, and I forgot:

11) Grecian Formula for nasal (and ear) hair

damn, still nothing for those annoying gray armpit hairs. :D

The 80 grit TP has been a staple at colleges around the nation for many years. :eek:

fatman66,

Hmmm, same home town.

As for the 80 grit toilet paper, the comany I wok for has recently found an even better (aka cheaper) alternative. We now have single (maybe 1/2 ply) paper that biodegrades - as you use it.

And just how quickly does it biodegrate? When im in the middle of things, i want to know that my TP is going to come thru for me:devil:

and chances are, they don't stock enough hand soap

What the heck is hand soap doing in the Men's Room?

You keep it next to the playboy;)

Maybe in upity Wisconsin,
down south we use spit.

Meanwhile, back at the Toilet Paper, it actually doesn't start to degrade until it hits something wet - which just happens to be ... And yes, they've cut back on the hand soap to get "it" off your hands too. At least you can use your fingers for magic markers after a potty stop - saving money in the marker budget. Words fail me.

Well you can always give someone a great stink palm. :lol:

You mean Toilet paper like this?

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...4942&anum=7086

HaHahaha! That's grate!