Yes my friends there is more good news down the pike. From sources I can not revel Ford will soon be sending sales representatives to Iraq. They do not want to wait until the Ford dealerships are built, fearing a loss of sales.

Since the prior leader of Iraq, who was a KILLER, is no longer going to be running the show many thousands of Iraq citizens will actually be paid and have jobs, this translates into the need of new trucks and cars.

Seems those old Chevy trucks the Iraq military had are of no use or for that matter no longer exist…

It was one thing to be broke down on the side of the road waiting for Road Side Assistance, it was a whole new story to be completely blown up due to poor quality, and just looking so damn ugly they were begging for a missile hit…

Anyway, things are looking brighter every day…

 

World market share... have to love that approach.

 

FORD'S NEW SALES SLOGAN

Make Saddam a bloody stew
Get a brand new Superscrew

 

WHILE COALITION FORCES ARE BANGING SADDAM'S GORD...

BE THINKING ABOUT A NEW FORD!

(subscript)

COMING SOON: THE NEW AND IMPROVED SMITH MOTORS CENTRALLY LOCATED IN BAGHDAD!

 

I like that one, how about

Lighting fast, like a FA-18...

Need a sales slogan that has something about the Daisy Cutter...