Its a big day here on campus!! All dorms on campus are getting new toilets! Seems that the older ones have had too much stuff flushed down them and had too much damage, etc. Sounds like a load of ***** to me! We have 2 room suites here so every 4 people gets a new toilet. I dont remember how many they said they were installing over 1500 of them on campus- each one takes 2 hours to put in. Another great reason for out money to be flushed down the drain, literally.
You all are jealous as hell i can feel it

 

No, that would be crabs...

 

The seats must be huge!
I can picture how it would work back to back but, what if your roommates don't need to go, aren't you afraid you'll fall in?

 

It sounds like it must be a real moving experience.

 

Alright Dude sounds like you're getting some really good *****.

 

***** man! I'm happy for ya! *****!

 

ah, new crappers, what more can a man ask for. Remember, take care of it and it will take care of you. They must be really old, its not often you install new porcelin gods for the kick of it.

more than likely, they can put it on last years or this years budget, and when they dont need them next year, they will have more $$$ for other things and wont have to beg for the money.

 

So after they are installed, I guess you will ***** on the plumbers work

 

Are you going to thumb wrestle or draw straws to see who gets to bust the new *****ter's cherry?

 

nope i already called the first chit!

 

damn you wont even have to use an a$$ gasket!

(well at least the first time)