STEP 1: MAKE IT HUGE
‘Merica is a big place. We have big states, with big national parks, big roads, big sodas, and big people. Your truck needs to be big too. I’m talking huge Mickey Thompsons, 3 feet lifts, smoke stack exhausts, and a fat pair of truck nuts dangling in the face of those Prius’ who get too close to your rear bumper.
“But Marcus! I drive an F-150, not a super duty or a diesel! This just doesn’t seem like a good idea.”
Yeah? Well I bet that’s what they told Lewis and Clark when they decided to head west across this great land. If they had the option, they would’ve done in a truck big enough crawl over the Rockies in low gear.
You want to manifest destiny right? Then go big. F yeah.