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  #106  
Old 05-19-2009, 10:28 PM
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My all-time favorite:

Imports are like tampons..
Every ***** needs one!

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  #107  
Old 05-19-2009, 11:34 PM
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MOPAR

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FORD because you always circle the anwser

FORD favored offroad demons

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  #108  
Old 05-23-2009, 07:26 AM
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EARTH FIRST
will strip mine the other planets later
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  #109  
Old 05-23-2009, 08:41 AM
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speed kills buy a chevy youll live forever
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  #110  
Old 05-23-2009, 05:36 PM
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Save Alberta
Have Liberals and Anti-Hunters
Spayed or Neutered
Quote:
If Guns Cause Crime,
Matches Cause Arson
Those are 2 of my favourites.
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  #111  
Old 05-23-2009, 09:50 PM
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seen this one on the back of a new ford diesel..
2 Turbos for when 1 isnt enough, and i also saw one on another f250, that said,
Maxipads are for *****s
He came already(Cummins
But i am still strokin

i had to pull over and laugh for a while
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Old 05-26-2009, 07:01 PM
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just a good funny joke

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!
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  #113  
Old 05-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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just a good funny joke

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!
LMAO!!!!
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  #114  
Old 05-26-2009, 11:47 PM
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for anyone with a really big lift i like "pavement sucks" across the back window
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  #115  
Old 05-26-2009, 11:57 PM
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heres some more: Follow Me to Hooters, The best way to get over a girl, is to get under another.
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  #116  
Old 05-31-2009, 12:38 AM
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^^^ saw that one just the other day.

Another one is saw was "This trucks lifted cause fat chicks cant jump"

I Lol'd.
LOL!

Almost thought for a second that you saw my truck....



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  #117  
Old 06-02-2009, 10:23 PM
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what you all think

I got one for you...


RAPPED APE..

LIFT it FAT girls can't jump............My fav..
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  #118  
Old 06-03-2009, 06:21 PM
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I'm pro life; not because I care about the kids, I'm just against women making decisions.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:48 AM
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Yust saw one across the front of a huge superduty yesterday... Mud Slut
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:32 PM
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On the back of my old truck

If the windows arnt down and the countrys not cranked its stollen
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