07-02-2001, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: polson, MT
Vehicle: 1997 Ford F-150
Posts: 201
07-03-2001, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Athens, Ohio, USA
Posts: 36
Here's one...
Gas, Grass, or Ass, Nobody Rides For Free!
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1997, F-150, XLT, 4X4, SuperCab, 4.6L, Auto, Factory Towing Package, White Ext with Blue Int.
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* 3" Performance Accessories Body Lift
* 33X12.50R16.5 BF Goodrich All-Terrain K/O's
* 16.5 X 9.75 Eagle 1439 Wheels
* K&N Filter
* Rockford Fosgate CD Head Unit
* 4 Rockford Fosgate 5 X 7's
* 20% Window Tint All Around
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questions to brett@tiremolds.com
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07-12-2001, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: May 1999
Location: USA
Posts: 6
"Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married"
07-18-2001, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Vehicle: 1997 Ford F150
Posts: 45
I read a couple of these and this one might already have been listed but it is too funny to not list again.
"Lowriders are for little boys who can't get it up"
that rocks!
07-18-2001, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hilton NY
Vehicle: 1999 Ford F150
Posts: 58
Get in
Sit down
Shut up
Hang on
Don't Be a Wimp (with a picture of a SawzAll)
He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder and I'll get his wallet.
Gas is for cleaning
Alcohol is for drinking
Nitro is for racing.
DF
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99 XLT SC, 4.6, auto, 3.55 LSD, Bed cap, K&N Air Filter, GE9007HO Headlight bulbs,Flip Chip
I will add more as I find/get more
07-21-2001, 10:42 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Knoxville
Posts: 279
I wanna go out like my grandfather,sleeping. Not like his passengers, yelling and screaming.
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'07 Saleen SC331
11-25-2001, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Austin Texas
Vehicle: 1999 Ford f150
Posts: 120
Don't copy my idea, i'll get you. I've made 300-400 bucks with this. Got in trouble too... but
DWO
Driving While Oriental
Stereotypical yes, but the asians where I live, tend to be terrible drivers. Especially the women over 30.
11-25-2001, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Sussex County, NJ
Vehicle: 2001 Ford F150
Posts: 119
The one I had one my car before I got the truck...."Kids who hunt and fish don't mug little old ladies".
Natty
11-25-2001, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Maine
Vehicle: 2003 Ford F150
Posts: 450
Z 70 WHAT?
Save a tree, eat a beaver!
Save a mouse, eat a *****!
For any sled heads out there,
When hell freezes over, we'll ride there too! (saw it on a shirt with pictures of snowmobiles).
11-25-2001, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Maine
Vehicle: 2003 Ford F150
Posts: 450
Forget one other one.
Saw it the other day on a bumper sticker that I thought said
got milk? but instead said, got head?
11-26-2001, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: OHIO
Vehicle: 2001 Ford F150
Posts: 221
Better to have a gun and not need it than to not have a gun and need one!
11-26-2001, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Texas
Vehicle: 1997 Ford F-150
Posts: 78
MY other Toy has Boobs..........
11-26-2001, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Harbor Beach, MI
Posts: 15
I saw one once that had the traditional DARE style and read:
"DARE: To Keep Cops Off Doughnuts"
11-27-2001, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Knoxville
Posts: 279
I got a new sticker today on my truck and I had to share it!! It's at the bottom of my sig.
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'07 Saleen SC331
11-27-2001, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Simi Valley, Ca, USA
Vehicle: 2000 Ford
Posts: 269
How about...
CHEVROLET- Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Spit that one back next time someone says with a stupid grin "found on road dead". Say it slowly, chevy guys may take a little while to process it all...
Anyway, stickers...
My Kid is Screwing your honor student
I go from zero to B!^ch in 2.4 seconds!
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2000 4.2 Supercab XLT
What I've done: K&N filter with modified intake, Magna flow custom exaust (From where cat's join, 3"in, two 2.5" out the rear with 3.5x18 stainless slash tips), JBA Headers!!! Superchip, Michelin LTX M/S 275/70/HR16's, Poweraid TBS, Pioneer DEHP6300 Headunit, Two Diamond Audio M5 10"subs in Subbox Box (MTX 6500D), Focal polyglass 3-way components up front (MTX 8302), Polk DX-7's in the rear (MTX2152)
Clear Corners, Clear Tails, Third Brake Chrome
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