Funny sticker sayings you have seen or thought of

[pimpF-150]

my sig ------------------ "If you want to come in 2nd follow me"

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[LiftedTruckGirl]

hehe... I'm digging these one liners...

- Practice Safe Sex, Go Scr*w Yourself
- If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause
People
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You
Could Drive A Little Better
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
- Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
- The Earth Is Full --- Go Home
- So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.
[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]
- Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
- Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For
35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

(Phewww!! I'm outta breath now)

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Erica
2001 F150 xlt supercab, soon-to-be lifted six inches on suspension, three on body and 35" TSL tires. Mod's on everything so far.

[RP Screwdriver]

Bought this plate frame for a friend for x-mas:
I know, I know, license and registration.

save a tree, wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl

wifes toy, husbands payment
(my wifes favorite)

I may be slow, but I am ahead of you

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2001 F150 4x4 Supercrew XLT Gen I, 5.4, Torreador Red, Med Graphite Cloth w/ Captains Chairs, 17" Wheels & Goodyears, Class III Towing Pkg, Remote Keyless Entry, Single CD, Ford Duraliner. Ordered 3/3/00, picked up 5/20/00. Added so far: Westin Platinum CPS Step Bars, Expy Console.

[RAMBO97]

Yeah this is my truck, NO! I won't haul your *****!

[2001]

BUILT FORD TOUGH....

NO HEARTBEAT REQUIRED!

[eixster]

(written upside down)
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS FLIP ME OVER"

and

"there is no head like road head"
route 66..........

[JoeG]

"Sierra Club, Kiss My Axle"

JoeG

'94 F350 crew cab 4x4

[LIGHTNINROD]

on my f150: "I ride with Forrest."(nathan bedford forrest)

you wear your X and i'll wear mine

proud member of the vast right wing conspriacy

IRITEI (right between the eyes--another form of gun control)

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2001 Lightning, silver, JL chip(street), air intake, & drive shaft loop, escort 8500, ranger 2950dx dual band radio, wilson 2000 ant., bot/picked up on 05/08/01, cherry wet waxed--1997 f150 xlt 4.6L 4x2 with: a/f one fipk, superchip, optima battery, bbk 75mm throttle body, edelbrock ias shocks--2001 lightning to come(she came--see above)

"I ride with Forrest."

"I don't take s**t from guys who drive Lightnings," the cop said. "You're speedin' when you're sittin' on the parkin' ramp."

"some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you."

[fourhour]

"My Wife accused me of cheating. I denied it and said it would never happen again" ennis

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'98 White Super Cab 4X4 Lariat

WustaMass, Where we pahk ah cahs!

[Spargo2]

I saw these two on the back window of a truck in Peterson's 4-Wheel & Offroad, I thought they were good.....

Sierra Club Sucks

See **** ride.
See **** rope.
See **** rodeo.
Cowgirls love ****.

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• 2000, F-150, XLT, 4X4, SC, 5.4L, AOD, OFF-ROAD PKG, MED. TOREADOR RED,
• SUPERCHIPS
• LUND BUG DEFLECTOR
• CUSTOM CAT BACK
• AIRAID
• POWERAID
• VENT SHADE VENT VISORS
• GTS HEADLIGHT COVERS
• PIONEER HEAD UNIT
• PIONEER CHANGER
• FORD BED MAT
• TINTED WINDOWS
• WESTIN GRILL GUARD
• GRIZZLY ROLL BAR
• EIGHT KC DAYLIGHTERS
• TWO KC TITANIUM SLIM LITES
• 32-11.50-17 SUPER SWAMPER SSR'S
• ALL MOST DONE...

My 2000 F-150

It's A KC Thing....You Wouldn't Understand!!!

[Spargo2]

Sorry double post

[This message has been edited by Spargo2 (edited 06-28-2001).]

[JimCaudill]

This is a follow up to the MADD post earlier.
I always heard it was "DAM". You know, "mothers against dyslexia"

[Screwed In NC]

"Gas, grass, or a$$ - nobody rides for free"

[Ford4ever]

On the windshield of my truck "100% Pure (Ford) Whoop Ass"

-Jon

[RILOATM]

If this car is in Mexico, it's stolen!!!