Funny sticker sayings you have seen or thought of

[tdog]

Originally posted by KYFordFreak: YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL...NOW GO TO MY ROOM Just sittin around thinking of the different sayings I have seen for window/bumper stickers. Here's some off of the top of my head: Eatin Dodges, Sh*tin Chevys Hobbs p*ssing on Chevy,dodge, etc Strokin (on newer Power Stroke) While your under there would you check my oil? ( on lifted truck) I'm faster than you think you are Bones Heal, Trophies last forever Chicks dig scares Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend WFO Club Anyone else got a good one?

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[Donate54]

i got a few...

Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound an SCORES!!!

I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving

This isn't a beer belly, its a gas tank for a sex machine

Jesus is coming...LOOK BUSY

Keep honking while i reload

Dont laugh, your daughter could be in here

Lottery...a tax on people who are bad at math

If you're willing, im single

I know a lot more but i just cant remember them right now.

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1989 F-150 XLT Lariat: 2WD 302 5spd[*]Performance Accessories 3" Body Lift[*]33x12.50.15 BFG A/T's on 15x10 AR Rims[*]Rancho Steering Stabilizer[*]Rancho RS 5000 Shocks[*]K&N Air Filter[*]Gutted Cats with Straight Pipes For Now...

Go Full Speed or Go Home!

[dmarman]

Well I'm sure you all have seen this one "Hang up and Drive" well on my way home from work today A van in front of me had it on her back window. She was of course in the left lane on the interstate going 60mph in a 70mph zone doing what? thats right TALKING ON A CELL PHONE

dave

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01 F150, X-CAB, 4X4, Off Road, 5.4L, 3:55 LS, K&N Air Filter, Extang Soft Tonneau, Side Step Bars

[98SCREAMER]

I like mine,it's a white oval with the letters UFO on it. with the euro tails,it fits perfectly with the truck ,,,,,98

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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT 4x2 Ext. cab
prarie tan/tan int.
Yep,it has alot of stuff installed on it,I just got sick of lugging that huge sig. around,hehe
Come and see my newest pictures@ www.my-f150.com

Everything is shown there,except for the Superchip,Thanks Mike T!!

FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!

Now,if it only looked like this in real life

[Raoul]

SUPPORT MENTAL HEALTH
OR I WILL KILL YOU

[Cage Kicker]

Just a few I have seen lately-

Hell yeah it's fast dumba**

You look like a chicken, but you race like a p*ssy.

If speed kills, you're looking at a dead man.

For my next trick I will need your girlfriend.

Yes it's fast- No you can't drive it.

Enjoy!

[Jimmy Lee]

Here in WV everyone has these neat little stickers that read I Love Coal

i tried to find a place that would make me one that said I Love ******* it tastes better than coal

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97 4x4 Off Road Package 4.6l, Flareside S/C Dark Toreador Red
www.f150world.com/southernthunder

[F1504u2nv]

Heres a couple i saw:

Save a mouse, Eat a p*ssy.

I love cats...they taste like chicken.

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'99 F150 4.2L XL SC Shortbed, KN Filter Flowmaster exhaust Lightning exhaust tips
Superchip
285-60-18 Falken Ziex ST tires
18" Lightning Rims
Superwhite headlights Kenwood Mask cd player
Cerwin Vega 3way speakers
1 MTX 12" Subwoofer
2" rear drop shackles
Bilstein Shocks
Headlight Strobes
Euro Clear Corners

[JimW]

"Save the Trees, kill a Beaver"

"Save the whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick"

Overtaxed-
I love the pic, and amen. The %$#^& Feds here in Canada just instituted full gun registration, I can see them taking away all firearms in 10 years or so, just like in the U.K.

My favorite so far-]

"Support Mental Health-
Or I will kill you" - bu Raoul

I laughed my head off. Probably because my dear wife is a mental health worker/family councellor

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'97 F-150 4x4 SC SB 4.6L. Riding on Sport King 265/75R16 AT's. ProComp 3000 shocks. Add-a-Leafs and rear block lift, torsion lift. Side Bars and pushbar. WMS Intake, Gibson SS exhaust and Superchip!

Wish list: 4.10 Gears, Hedman Hedders, 3" body lift, 33x12.5 MT's!!

[fourhour]

On a helmet at the HOG rally........

Loud Pipes Save Lives

Will Work For Sex

What I Lack In Height I Make Up For In Length

Don't Sweat The Petty Things In Life, Pet The Sweatty Things

Hear No ****, See No ****, Take No ****

Don"t Ask Me To Drive My Bike and I won't Ask If I Can **** Your Wife



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'98 White Super Cab 4X4 Lariat

WustaMass, Where we pahk ah cahs!

[Bezo]

I use this as my sig line on other mail.

Guns Cause Crime
Like
Flies Cause Garbage

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01 S'Crew XLT 4X4
Arizona Beige/Wedgewood Blue
5.4/Limited Slip
Off Road Package
Moonroof
Sliding Rear Window
6 CD Changer
Class III Tow Group
Bed Xtender

[T Ellenberger]

How about this one.

I carry a 357 Magnum three days a week.
You guess which days.

[F150Sven]

On a Ranger, I saw this one:

"When I grow up, I want to be a diesel."

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2000 F150 XLT 4X4 Off Road 5.4L Reg. Cab 3.55

Performance Enhancemets:
K&N
WMS Velocity Tube
Gibson Sweptside

Audio Enhancements:
All of the above, plus
Sony C7000X HU
Cerwin-Vega SS2502 components(Front)
Blaupunkt PCxp573s(Rear)

Radio-delay mod

Other Enhancements:
Extang Black Max Tonneau Cover
Keyless Entry Keypad
Eurolite Xenon Fusion Bulbs - Headlights and Fogs

[zeroxman1]

Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?

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Steve
Mine:
1999 F-150 Sport Supercab
Bright Red 4.6L Auto
Billet Grill, Billet Ant, Clear Corners, Sony CD Player, Pioneers in all doors, Kicker 100si Amp, MTX preformed underseat box. Fiberglass Bed Cover
Hers:
2000 Expy Sport
Black, Grey Leather 5.4L
Clear Corners, Alpine CD Player, Punch 150 Amp, JL Audio preformed sub box in rear panel.

[fourhour]

Tell Your Mother I Said Thanks Alot!