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Old 02-03-2005, 03:35 PM
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Tarzan sex

Tarzan sex

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Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.

As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Tarzan Always check for squirrels First ."
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:53 PM
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actually it's "always check for bees first"
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:45 PM
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actually it's "always check for bees first"
Apparently you've never had your Johnson attacked by an African squirrel!

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Old 02-03-2005, 05:23 PM
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lol stop arguing and no i'm sorry i have never had a thing for squirells or trees. or any type of sex that include small rodents like squirells or mice
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Old 02-04-2005, 10:53 AM
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got to stay away from these "rodent sex" posts
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Old 02-04-2005, 03:04 PM
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Maybe it's squirrels, bee's, fire ants, oppossums racoons snakes or any other woodland creature that might be in there!
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