Tranny,

I believe I might have the wrong number? 976 URC RAPPY I have called Mr. Koffi several times today but he does not answer his phone, perhaps he should try turning it on?

Speaking of turn ons, I'm wearing my cheetah spotted tight thong as I write this. Actually, it's just an old pair of crusty whitey tighties that I spray painted and pulled up tight in the back but you probably couldnt even tell the difference. I picked a cheetah because you like cheetahs being from Africa and all, and I want you to feel comfortable here, even during naughty fun time, which I assure you will be the best minute of your life.