here is one I came up with myself.
What did the gang of Ford trucks call the Chevy?

Four eyes. LOL

K here's a Chevy joke.
What did the Ford say to the Chevy?

Would you like a tow home? LMAO

 

nobody's got a sense of humour?

 

You are the master of FORD jokes

Good jokes...keep them coming...everyone needs a good laugh on a MONDAY!!!

 

Here you go FL, a few pictures of Chevy's:

 

what's the difference between a chevy and a ford?

i dont have a chevy in my garage

yeah yeah it sucked....im tired

 

This may not be a joke, but rather a fact:

What is the most important tool's to own if you own a Chevy?

A jack and jack stands...

 

I thought it was a Cellphone and AAA card......

 

That's just for temp, I was talking "long term" at home...

 

haha I think Turtle came up with this one so he gets the credit here,,,
Chevrolet= Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Runs On Leftover Engine Technology.

CLASSIC!!

oh, and,

How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yds!

LOL

 

those two are funny, i like tose

 

I thought it was a jack, a jack a$$ and jack stands.....

apologies for editing your quote just a little 01....

 

No problem, I like you edited version better...