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Old 05-09-2003, 02:00 PM
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Dodge, Chevy jokes

here is one I came up with myself.
What did the gang of Ford trucks call the Chevy?

Four eyes. LOL

K here's a Chevy joke.
What did the Ford say to the Chevy?

Would you like a tow home? LMAO
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:41 PM
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nobody's got a sense of humour?
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Old 05-12-2003, 04:23 PM
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You are the master of FORD jokes

Good jokes...keep them coming...everyone needs a good laugh on a MONDAY!!!
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Old 05-12-2003, 10:51 PM
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Here you go FL, a few pictures of Chevy's:

Click the image to open in full size. Click the image to open in full size.
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Old 05-12-2003, 10:58 PM
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what's the difference between a chevy and a ford?

i dont have a chevy in my garage

yeah yeah it sucked....im tired
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Old 05-12-2003, 11:04 PM
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This may not be a joke, but rather a fact:

What is the most important tool's to own if you own a Chevy?

A jack and jack stands...
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Old 05-12-2003, 11:27 PM
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
This may not be a joke, but rather a fact:

What is the most important tool's to own if you own a Chevy?

A jack and jack stands...
I thought it was a Cellphone and AAA card......
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Old 05-13-2003, 12:30 AM
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I thought it was a Cellphone and AAA card......
That's just for temp, I was talking "long term" at home...
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:42 PM
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haha I think Turtle came up with this one so he gets the credit here,,,
Chevrolet= Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Runs On Leftover Engine Technology.

CLASSIC!!

oh, and,

How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yds!

LOL
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:07 PM
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those two are funny, i like tose
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Old 05-13-2003, 07:21 PM
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This may not be a joke, but rather a fact:

What are the most important things to own if you own a Chevy?

A jack and jack stands...
I thought it was a jack, a jack a$$ and jack stands.....

apologies for editing your quote just a little 01....
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Old 05-13-2003, 07:36 PM
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I thought it was a jack, a jack a$$ and jack stands.....

apologies for editing your quote just a little 01....
No problem, I like you edited version better...
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