MOPAR

missolanous
operating
parts
arranged
rediculously

FORD because you always circle the anwser

FORD favored offroad demons

GMC gay man chevy

 

EARTH FIRST
will strip mine the other planets later

 

speed kills buy a chevy youll live forever

 

Those are 2 of my favourites.

 

seen this one on the back of a new ford diesel..
2 Turbos for when 1 isnt enough, and i also saw one on another f250, that said,
Maxipads are for *****s
He came already(Cummins
But i am still strokin

i had to pull over and laugh for a while

 

just a good funny joke

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round!!!

 

LMAO!!!!

 

for anyone with a really big lift i like "pavement sucks" across the back window

 

heres some more: Follow Me to Hooters, The best way to get over a girl, is to get under another.

 

LOL!

Almost thought for a second that you saw my truck....

 

I got one for you...


RAPPED APE..

LIFT it FAT girls can't jump............My fav..

 

I'm pro life; not because I care about the kids, I'm just against women making decisions.

 

Yust saw one across the front of a huge superduty yesterday... Mud ****

 

On the back of my old truck

If the windows arnt down and the countrys not cranked its stollen

 

How about:

"I got your Jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee!" I think I saw that at the Rangerstation.com

...also:

"Driver carries no more than $20 in ammunition."