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Old 10-21-2005, 12:59 PM
kobiashi kobiashi is offline
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I need coffee IV drip . . . . STAT

Hey y'all . . .

Good morning (I think)

A lot of you know how much I like COFFEE.

OK . . . NEED coffee . . .

OK I'M ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!?!

(Hey, it's the first step toward recovery, right?)

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God, that's a beautiful picture . . .

Well, let me just say that the past couple of days have not been conducive to sleep. Last night I didn't get to bed till about 6:30 this morning (so I guess that isn't last night actually) . . . and awoke at 8:30.

Now normally this does not pose problems, I have often gone with a few hours sleep a day or gone two days without sleep with no problem . . . but for the past two days I'm feeling pretty much the zombie . . . I don't know if maybe by coincidence I'm coming down with something or what . . .

That's why I'm wondering . . . do you think the human body could stand putting coffee into the system intravenously?

Because, seriously, old Kobi here is thinking of stopping by Cedars-Sinai, meandering thru the surgery wing, and snagging one of these:

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Going by Starbucks of Peets, and filling that puppy up with a quintuple espresso (let it cool first) and then slam it into a vein . . . .

I mean, damn, I'm tired . . . and shaky . . .and I got a headache.

Good Lord . . . is this what it's like when you kids drink too much? Why would anyone do this to themselves? On the other hand, maybe I should take up drinking!

All right, I'm rambling . . . time to go . . . .

See what happens when I'm sleep deprived?!?!?

By the way, Christmas is coming.

For Christmas, I want the world to stop, just for a day at least, and for everyone to THINK.

:santa:
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