hehe... I'm digging these one liners...

- Practice Safe Sex, Go Scr*w Yourself
- If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause
People
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You
Could Drive A Little Better
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
- Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
- The Earth Is Full --- Go Home
- So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.
[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]
- Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
- Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For
35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

(Phewww!! I'm outta breath now)

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Erica
2001 F150 xlt supercab, soon-to-be lifted six inches on suspension, three on body and 35" TSL tires. Mod's on everything so far.

 

Bought this plate frame for a friend for x-mas:
I know, I know, license and registration.

save a tree, wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl

wifes toy, husbands payment
(my wifes favorite)

I may be slow, but I am ahead of you

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2001 F150 4x4 Supercrew XLT Gen I, 5.4, Torreador Red, Med Graphite Cloth w/ Captains Chairs, 17" Wheels & Goodyears, Class III Towing Pkg, Remote Keyless Entry, Single CD, Ford Duraliner. Ordered 3/3/00, picked up 5/20/00. Added so far: Westin Platinum CPS Step Bars, Expy Console.

 

Yeah this is my truck, NO! I won't haul your *****!

 

BUILT FORD TOUGH....

NO HEARTBEAT REQUIRED!

 

(written upside down)
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS FLIP ME OVER"

and

"there is no head like road head"
route 66..........

 

"Sierra Club, Kiss My Axle"

JoeG

'94 F350 crew cab 4x4

 

on my f150: "I ride with Forrest."(nathan bedford forrest)

you wear your X and i'll wear mine

proud member of the vast right wing conspriacy

IRITEI (right between the eyes--another form of gun control)

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2001 Lightning, silver, JL chip(street), air intake, & drive shaft loop, escort 8500, ranger 2950dx dual band radio, wilson 2000 ant., bot/picked up on 05/08/01, cherry wet waxed--1997 f150 xlt 4.6L 4x2 with: a/f one fipk, superchip, optima battery, bbk 75mm throttle body, edelbrock ias shocks--2001 lightning to come(she came--see above)

"I ride with Forrest."

"I don't take s**t from guys who drive Lightnings," the cop said. "You're speedin' when you're sittin' on the parkin' ramp."

"some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you."

 

"My Wife accused me of cheating. I denied it and said it would never happen again" ennis

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'98 White Super Cab 4X4 Lariat

WustaMass, Where we pahk ah cahs!

 

I saw these two on the back window of a truck in Peterson's 4-Wheel & Offroad, I thought they were good.....

Sierra Club Sucks

See **** ride.
See **** rope.
See **** rodeo.
Cowgirls love ****.

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My 2000 F-150

It's A KC Thing....You Wouldn't Understand!!!

 

Sorry double post

[This message has been edited by Spargo2 (edited 06-28-2001).]

 

This is a follow up to the MADD post earlier.
I always heard it was "DAM". You know, "mothers against dyslexia"

 

"Gas, grass, or a$$ - nobody rides for free"

 

On the windshield of my truck "100% Pure (Ford) Whoop ***"

-Jon

 

If this car is in Mexico, it's stolen!!!

 

How bout this:
Id rather push a ford than drive a chevy!!