hehe... I'm digging these one liners...
- Practice Safe Sex, Go Scr*w Yourself
- If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause
People
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You
Could Drive A Little Better
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
- Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
- The Earth Is Full --- Go Home
- So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
- If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.
[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]
- Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
- Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For
35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
(Phewww!! I'm outta breath now)
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Erica
2001 F150 xlt supercab, soon-to-be lifted six inches on suspension, three on body and 35" TSL tires. Mod's on everything so far.
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