Just sittin around thinking of the different sayings I have seen for window/bumper stickers.
Here's some off of the top of my head:
Eatin Dodges, Sh*tin Chevys
Hobbs p*ssing on Chevy,dodge, etc
Strokin (on newer Power Stroke)
While your under there would you check my oil? ( on lifted truck)
I'm faster than you think you are
Bones Heal, Trophies last forever
Chicks dig scares
Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend
WFO Club

Anyone else got a good one?

 

'Gun Control' is the ability to hit your TARGET

HR

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2000 Lariat 4x4 Supercab ORP
Black Clearcoat
Flowmaster 50 series SUV using original tailpipe
K&N Filter
CamLocker Aluminum Toolbox
Tinted Windows
Vent Visors

A.R.E. 'Z' series bed cap

1999 HD Softail Custom
Cobalt Blue
Lowered and Chromed

1995 Long Haired Chihuahua (Best security system on the market)

http://www.harleyrider.webprovider.com/index.htm

http://www.fordharley.com/index.shtml

 

I have a few stickers on my truck that I think are funny.
I always have little imports trying to race me so I got this one.

"It doesn't have to be fast... It can run you over"

Then I got a sticker that says "poverty sucks" My license plates say depryvd so this kinda rubs people the wrong way...Oh well

 

someone on the board posted something like..."Id rather have a sister in a ***** house, than a brother in a chevy"...lol

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97 4.6L F150 Super Cab Lariat

Current Mods
- Billet Grille
- PIAA 9007's
- APC Euro Altezza Tailights
- APC 5 Color Indiglo Gauges
- Trenz Billet Antenna
- Dual Exhast
- APC Clear Corners
- Glowing Ford Logos (front and back)
- Lighted Pinstripe
- Chrome Wiper Arms
- Ventshades
- Billet Aluminum Door Locks
- Powered by Ford Seatbelt Pads

Soon To Come:
- Roush Ground Effects
- New paint job with shaved gas tank and handles
- carbon fiber dash kit
- billet aluminum vents and ac/heater *****
- Superchip
- Airforce 1 intake

Far Future:
- 20 inch Titans or T-rex's
- Bagging it
- Hella loud system

 

Hunt with your kids, not FOR them-picked it up this week at the NRA convention in KC!

Also-USMC Sniper: You can run, but you'll just die tired

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My credentials? Yeah, they're right over there....

framed and hanging on the shade tree.

 

Saw one I liked yesterday:
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

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2001 F250 CC Lariat LWB, 5.4L V8, 4.10LS
- Jeraco Deluxe Cab High Cap, color matched
- Uniden 68LTW CB Radio/Wilson 1000 Mag Mount Antenna
- Smittybuilt Outland Sport Bar
- billet grille
Future Mods
- KC or PIAA lights
- PIAA Fog Lights
- Additional Backup Lights (White Night Light System on order)

Always lookin' for suggestions.

 

Hug a logger you'll never go back to a tree.

Jesus loves you everyone else thinks your an assh*le. (3M taped this to my truck and drove real slow in front of my ex girlfriend's father)

I think it's time you changed the air in your head.

Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog. (I stuck that one someone's bumper in the mall parking lot and laughed my *** off all the way home).

Unless your a hemmerhoid get off me ***.

Oh and a little sucktion cup one that is in the rear window of my truck. "Is there life after death? Mess with my truck and you'll find out"

That's all I'm good for
Jim

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2001.5 SuperCrew XLT 4X4 (Gen III)
Silver Clearcoat Metallic
Deep Wedgewood Blue (accent)
5.4L V8
Chrome Tubular Step Bars (Ford)
Captains Chairs
Power Moonroof
3.55 LS
6750 GVWR
Class III Towing Pkg

Mods:
Harley Davidson Exhaust
'01 Lightning Head/Tail Lamps
Pioneer DEH-9200r
Boston Acoustic Components & 5X7s
Box Liner (Ford)
Splashguards (Ford)
Bug Defector Doubles as Rock and Sand/Salt Deflector in these snowy Canadian winters
K&N Air Filter

To Come:
17" Rims/Tires w/ BFG A/T or ProComps
WMS Velocity Tube
Radio Delay Mod
Eurolights

 

IF THERE HAD NOT BEEN A PEARL HARBOR --THERE WOULDNT OF BEEN A HIROSHIMA

 

FORD- Fantastic Off-Road Driving
Rooter


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A guy at work has this one on his tool box
"I'm not bald, this is a solar panel for my sex machine"


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1999 F-150 Lariat 4X2
Reg cab Short box Styleside
5.4L 3.55ls
Deep Wedgwood Blue/Silver
Lund Interceptor hood shield
Stull billet grill
VentVisors
Class III hitch
Ford molded mud guards
Soft tonneau cover
Factory CD with changer
Tinted windows
Factory fog light kit

http://www.my-f150.com/lariatregcab/


Watch out NHL, Jagr and super Mario
Best in the buisness

 

[This message has been edited by overtaxed (edited 05-22-2001).]

 

I made my own sticker for my old beater Toyota,

'I'm Slower Than You'
'Don't Make Me Prove It'

 

Love it Overtaxed!

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1997 XLT Reg. Cab, 4.2L V6, 5spd, Superchipped, '99 Lightning Grill, '99 XLT White Bumper w/Fog Light Kit, K&N Air Filter, Dash Mat, Clear Corner Lenses, Clear Tailights, MagnaFlow Muffler, Hellwig Rear Sway Bar, Edelbrock Shocks, Duraliner, Extang Saber Tonneau, Painted Tailgate Handle, Bell-Tech 2" Rear Drop, Amer. Rac. Atlas Wheels Clad in 275/60/17 Eagle GTII. Likes straightaways, loves twisties.
"If you're in control, you're going too slow."--Mario Andretti

 

"hey you drive a chevy, what's the number for Autozone"

"if it isn't a child, you're not pregnant"

"Friends don't let friends drive Chevy's"

"Dodge sucks, Chevy's dead, give me FORD or give me head"

Laaater