You guys can give it to me! A lot of the things you mentioned sound like common maintence. Not 2 alternators, but I could see. All parts aren't perfecr you do get defective parts from the get go. Everybody has to do brake jobs and replace calipers. Shocks are common maintence. The whole can't get aligned thing, take it to another shop and see what they say. The place were he took could be just trying to sell him parts. But hell, if all else fails I am looking for a big tow vehicle for my Lightning and would be more the willing to buy it or just take it off your hands.
-Mat-