Raptor’s Mudding Initiation (Video)
Raptor Owner Introduces His New Girlfriend to the Wonderful World of Off-Roading with a Spin of His Raptor and Plenty of Mud
If you’ve never been in any kind of relationship, this video is not going to provide good advice on how to stay in one. One Raptor owner decided that he was going to break in his new girlfriend “Raptor style.” And if you aren’t familiar with what that means, it involves a big wave of muddy water.
If you’re in any sort of long-term relationship, you already know that this is a horrible idea. Unless you’re trying to get back to the single life, that is. The odds of the Raptors owner’s new girlfriend enjoying this are quite slim. Unless she just loves getting sprayed with mud.
Still, the video feels staged. What are the odds that somebody just stands there? Especially when a V8 Raptor is roaring toward you at high speed. Surely any normal person would try to get out of the way. Instead, the new girl just stands there and takes it.
Either way, she deserves a ton of kudos. The odds of most of us getting our significant other to do this are basically zero. And tricking them into it has an almost 100% chance of backfiring in a major way. And if you haven’t heard, divorce is really expensive.
Fake or not, this video is also still highly entertaining. There’s something uniquely funny about watching someone get sprayed with mud. And the best part is, she doesn’t even drop the camera.
Of course, we should probably soon follow up on this viral video and find out if this Raptor owner is newly single again.
